You've been given the chance to create a pawn irl, what would have him/her do?

#21newjerseyplayerPosted 2/9/2013 7:46:55 PM
Lol, rule the world guys.

North Korea has nukes? I have High Bolide.
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#22therapgamedudePosted 2/9/2013 8:11:13 PM
Assassination LOL....well I don't dislike anyone like that..how about make them farm while I play to goods.
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#23GreatKazooManPosted 2/9/2013 8:25:00 PM
Create the ideal girl and have them marry me - hey, I can dream too! :P
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#24IllnesssssPosted 2/9/2013 8:56:55 PM
Drinking buddy/sex slave

/foreveralone

I was gonna try to come up with something clever like several of the above posters but nah, sex slave lol
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#25conspiraiciesPosted 2/9/2013 9:02:05 PM
All of the above! :D
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#26TrevaJaxPosted 2/10/2013 1:21:26 AM
Why would I want a pawn in real life?

Shar-Teel:...Master? ... Master?
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Shar-Teel: Master? It's 1 pm! Are you ever going to get out of bed?

Me: Go throw your self in the brine....

Shar-Teel: I brought this back for you... *Tosses a rotten fish on to the bed*

Me: Eeeeewww! What am I supposed to do with this?!

Shar-Teel: I tried my hardest....

Me: You need to stop bringing me these things! This has got to stop!!!!
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#27Sensei_CainPosted 2/10/2013 2:45:35 AM
She would be my personal Assassin! Not really...more likely she would clean my house. Maybe drive my kids around to all their sports stuff...ohhhh and the grocery shopping. Also, lets add babysitting to that list. Can't even remember that last time I got to go out with my wife alone...how depressing.
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#28SuperSuarezBrosPosted 2/10/2013 1:07:15 PM
Sephivengeance9 posted...
Pfft, have them take my place at work and bump up my hours so I earn more money for sitting at home and doing nothing.


THIS
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#29LookASquirrelPosted 2/10/2013 1:14:58 PM
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#30LookASquirrelPosted 2/10/2013 1:16:21 PM
Can a Pawn get pregnant? I mean, I don't think they could. That would make an ideal sex buddy if I do say so myself. They also do not make much expressions so how would it make you feel having your way with a obviously beautiful woman that is way out of your leauge as she lies there emotionless?
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