How to review a Nintendo Game.

#1KroganBallEaterPosted 11/29/2012 2:20:17 PM
Is it a Nintendo game? Yes. 9/10
Is it fun? Sort of. 10/10

done.
#2LUlGIPosted 11/29/2012 2:21:01 PM
What if it's a fun nintendo game?
#3jesse7150Posted 11/29/2012 2:22:09 PM
how to make games at nintendo:

make the game. is it fun? if not don't release it!
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#4TrueBlue91Posted 11/29/2012 2:23:47 PM
KroganBallEater posted...
Is it a Nintendo game? Yes. 9/10
Is it fun? Sort of. 10/10

done.


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#5Enigma149Posted 11/29/2012 2:30:20 PM
More like this:

Start with 4/10.

Does it have decent graphics? Add 2.
Does it have motion controls? Subtract 1.
Does it have any control scheme other than Dual Analog? Subtract 1.
Is it a Mario or Zelda game? Add 9 if 3D, 7 if 2D.
Is it like previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Is it different from previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Does it have an art style aside from hyper-realism? If it does, and it is a Zelda game, subtract 1; otherwise, do nothing.
Is it a new IP? Subtract 1.
Is it an old IP? Subtract 1.
Is it Japan- and / or Europe- exclusive? Add 1.
Does it have online? Add 1.

Here're some examples:

NSMBU
Start with 4/10.

Does it have decent graphics?
No, so we do nothing

Does it have motion controls? Subtract 1.
Not really, so we do nothing.

Does it have any control scheme other than Dual Analog? Subtract 1.
Yes, so now we're at 3/10.

Is it a Mario or Zelda game? Add 9 if 3D, 7 if 2D.
It's a 2D Mario game, bringing the score up to 10/10.

Is it like previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Yes, so we're back down to 9/10.

Is it different from previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Not really, so there's no change.

Does it have an art style aside from hyper-realism? If it does, and it is a Zelda game, subtract 1; otherwise, do nothing.
It's not a Zelda game; nothing happens.

Is it a new IP? Subtract 1.
Nope.

Is it an old IP? Subtract 1.
Yup. Now it's only 8/10.

Is it Japan- and / or Europe- exclusive? Add 1.
Does it have online? Add 1.

No and no.

So, our final score for NSMBU is...8/10


Zelda: SS
Start with 4/10.

Does it have decent graphics?
No, so we do nothing

Does it have motion controls? Subtract 1.
Yup. 3/10.

Does it have any control scheme other than Dual Analog? Subtract 1.
Well, motion controls aren't dual analog, so 2/10.

Is it a Mario or Zelda game? Add 9 if 3D, 7 if 2D.
Why, it is a 3D Zelda game. 10/10.

Is it like previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Well...yeah...so, 9/10.

Is it different from previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
As a matter of fact, it is! 8/10.

Does it have an art style aside from hyper-realism? If it does, and it is a Zelda game, subtract 1; otherwise, do nothing.
Impressionism isn't realistic, so 7/10.

Is it a new IP? Subtract 1.
Nope.

Is it an old IP? Subtract 1.
Yup. Now it's only 6/10.

Is it Japan- and / or Europe- exclusive? Add 1.
Does it have online? Add 1.

No and no.

So, our final score for Zelda: SS is...6/10

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#6TrueBlue91Posted 11/29/2012 2:32:50 PM
^ Get a life... (admittedly commendable system though)
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#7GeminiX7Posted 11/29/2012 2:35:28 PM
Enigma149 posted...
More like this:

Start with 4/10.

Does it have decent graphics? Add 2.
Does it have motion controls? Subtract 1.
Does it have any control scheme other than Dual Analog? Subtract 1.
Is it a Mario or Zelda game? Add 9 if 3D, 7 if 2D.
Is it like previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Is it different from previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Does it have an art style aside from hyper-realism? If it does, and it is a Zelda game, subtract 1; otherwise, do nothing.
Is it a new IP? Subtract 1.
Is it an old IP? Subtract 1.
Is it Japan- and / or Europe- exclusive? Add 1.
Does it have online? Add 1.

Here're some examples:

NSMBU
Start with 4/10.

Does it have decent graphics?
No, so we do nothing

Does it have motion controls? Subtract 1.
Not really, so we do nothing.

Does it have any control scheme other than Dual Analog? Subtract 1.
Yes, so now we're at 3/10.

Is it a Mario or Zelda game? Add 9 if 3D, 7 if 2D.
It's a 2D Mario game, bringing the score up to 10/10.

Is it like previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Yes, so we're back down to 9/10.

Is it different from previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Not really, so there's no change.

Does it have an art style aside from hyper-realism? If it does, and it is a Zelda game, subtract 1; otherwise, do nothing.
It's not a Zelda game; nothing happens.

Is it a new IP? Subtract 1.
Nope.

Is it an old IP? Subtract 1.
Yup. Now it's only 8/10.

Is it Japan- and / or Europe- exclusive? Add 1.
Does it have online? Add 1.

No and no.

So, our final score for NSMBU is...8/10


Zelda: SS
Start with 4/10.

Does it have decent graphics?
No, so we do nothing

Does it have motion controls? Subtract 1.
Yup. 3/10.

Does it have any control scheme other than Dual Analog? Subtract 1.
Well, motion controls aren't dual analog, so 2/10.

Is it a Mario or Zelda game? Add 9 if 3D, 7 if 2D.
Why, it is a 3D Zelda game. 10/10.

Is it like previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Well...yeah...so, 9/10.

Is it different from previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
As a matter of fact, it is! 8/10.

Does it have an art style aside from hyper-realism? If it does, and it is a Zelda game, subtract 1; otherwise, do nothing.
Impressionism isn't realistic, so 7/10.

Is it a new IP? Subtract 1.
Nope.

Is it an old IP? Subtract 1.
Yup. Now it's only 6/10.

Is it Japan- and / or Europe- exclusive? Add 1.
Does it have online? Add 1.

No and no.

So, our final score for Zelda: SS is...6/10


I think you just beat GameFAQs...
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#8KroganBallEater(Topic Creator)Posted 11/29/2012 2:37:11 PM
Enigma149 posted...
More like this:

Start with 4/10.

Does it have decent graphics? Add 2.
Does it have motion controls? Subtract 1.
Does it have any control scheme other than Dual Analog? Subtract 1.
Is it a Mario or Zelda game? Add 9 if 3D, 7 if 2D.
Is it like previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Is it different from previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Does it have an art style aside from hyper-realism? If it does, and it is a Zelda game, subtract 1; otherwise, do nothing.
Is it a new IP? Subtract 1.
Is it an old IP? Subtract 1.
Is it Japan- and / or Europe- exclusive? Add 1.
Does it have online? Add 1.

Here're some examples:

NSMBU
Start with 4/10.

Does it have decent graphics?
No, so we do nothing

Does it have motion controls? Subtract 1.
Not really, so we do nothing.

Does it have any control scheme other than Dual Analog? Subtract 1.
Yes, so now we're at 3/10.

Is it a Mario or Zelda game? Add 9 if 3D, 7 if 2D.
It's a 2D Mario game, bringing the score up to 10/10.

Is it like previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Yes, so we're back down to 9/10.

Is it different from previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Not really, so there's no change.

Does it have an art style aside from hyper-realism? If it does, and it is a Zelda game, subtract 1; otherwise, do nothing.
It's not a Zelda game; nothing happens.

Is it a new IP? Subtract 1.
Nope.

Is it an old IP? Subtract 1.
Yup. Now it's only 8/10.

Is it Japan- and / or Europe- exclusive? Add 1.
Does it have online? Add 1.

No and no.

So, our final score for NSMBU is...8/10


Zelda: SS
Start with 4/10.

Does it have decent graphics?
No, so we do nothing

Does it have motion controls? Subtract 1.
Yup. 3/10.

Does it have any control scheme other than Dual Analog? Subtract 1.
Well, motion controls aren't dual analog, so 2/10.

Is it a Mario or Zelda game? Add 9 if 3D, 7 if 2D.
Why, it is a 3D Zelda game. 10/10.

Is it like previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Well...yeah...so, 9/10.

Is it different from previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
As a matter of fact, it is! 8/10.

Does it have an art style aside from hyper-realism? If it does, and it is a Zelda game, subtract 1; otherwise, do nothing.
Impressionism isn't realistic, so 7/10.

Is it a new IP? Subtract 1.
Nope.

Is it an old IP? Subtract 1.
Yup. Now it's only 6/10.

Is it Japan- and / or Europe- exclusive? Add 1.
Does it have online? Add 1.

No and no.

So, our final score for Zelda: SS is...6/10


more like

is it called Zelda? INSTANT 10/10 every other category is null and void.

Skyward Sword was a terrible game and it deserves nothing higher than 6/10.
#9Xcalibur02Posted 11/29/2012 2:37:36 PM
Enigma149 posted...
More like this:

Start with 4/10.

Does it have decent graphics? Add 2.
Does it have motion controls? Subtract 1.
Does it have any control scheme other than Dual Analog? Subtract 1.
Is it a Mario or Zelda game? Add 9 if 3D, 7 if 2D.
Is it like previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Is it different from previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Does it have an art style aside from hyper-realism? If it does, and it is a Zelda game, subtract 1; otherwise, do nothing.
Is it a new IP? Subtract 1.
Is it an old IP? Subtract 1.
Is it Japan- and / or Europe- exclusive? Add 1.
Does it have online? Add 1.

Here're some examples:

NSMBU
Start with 4/10.

Does it have decent graphics?
No, so we do nothing

Does it have motion controls? Subtract 1.
Not really, so we do nothing.

Does it have any control scheme other than Dual Analog? Subtract 1.
Yes, so now we're at 3/10.

Is it a Mario or Zelda game? Add 9 if 3D, 7 if 2D.
It's a 2D Mario game, bringing the score up to 10/10.

Is it like previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Yes, so we're back down to 9/10.

Is it different from previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Not really, so there's no change.

Does it have an art style aside from hyper-realism? If it does, and it is a Zelda game, subtract 1; otherwise, do nothing.
It's not a Zelda game; nothing happens.

Is it a new IP? Subtract 1.
Nope.

Is it an old IP? Subtract 1.
Yup. Now it's only 8/10.

Is it Japan- and / or Europe- exclusive? Add 1.
Does it have online? Add 1.

No and no.

So, our final score for NSMBU is...8/10


Zelda: SS
Start with 4/10.

Does it have decent graphics?
No, so we do nothing

Does it have motion controls? Subtract 1.
Yup. 3/10.

Does it have any control scheme other than Dual Analog? Subtract 1.
Well, motion controls aren't dual analog, so 2/10.

Is it a Mario or Zelda game? Add 9 if 3D, 7 if 2D.
Why, it is a 3D Zelda game. 10/10.

Is it like previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
Well...yeah...so, 9/10.

Is it different from previous instalments in the series? Subtract 1.
As a matter of fact, it is! 8/10.

Does it have an art style aside from hyper-realism? If it does, and it is a Zelda game, subtract 1; otherwise, do nothing.
Impressionism isn't realistic, so 7/10.

Is it a new IP? Subtract 1.
Nope.

Is it an old IP? Subtract 1.
Yup. Now it's only 6/10.

Is it Japan- and / or Europe- exclusive? Add 1.
Does it have online? Add 1.

No and no.

So, our final score for Zelda: SS is...6/10


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#10TheGamingGolferPosted 11/29/2012 2:37:50 PM
Does it have motion controls? Subtract 1.
Does it have any control scheme other than Dual Analog? Subtract 1.

So basically any Wii game gets a 2 point disadvantage?
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