For a day, you run Nintendo!

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4 years ago#1
In this hypothetical you have one work day to make things happen in NoJ.

You are allowed to:
Fire employees (You cannot fire Iwata, Miyamoto or Reggie)
Purchase IPs
Purchase Subsidiaries
Develop one game
Sell IPs
Sell Subsidiaries
Create a Nintendo Direct

You may only do productive things, no destroying property or slandering competition.

Choose two things here and tell us what you would command Nintendo to do!
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4 years ago#2
Easy, I'd do one thing. Call Crytek and offer to publish TimeSplitters 4. Profit.
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4 years ago#3
I'd contact Tecmo and tell then I want the Nintendo girls in Dead or Alive. Samus, Peach, Zelda, Captain Syrup and so on.
4 years ago#4
nickvd8 posted...
Easy, I'd do one thing. Call Crytek and offer to publish TimeSplitters 4. Profit.


Would cause an uproar of butt-hurt.
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4 years ago#5
I'd sit in the canteen eating donuts. I heard they have good donuts.
4 years ago#6
EnVy_CaLiBeR posted...
nickvd8 posted...
Easy, I'd do one thing. Call Crytek and offer to publish TimeSplitters 4. Profit.


Would cause an uproar of butt-hurt.


One that would make the Bayonetta complaints sound like a mouse fart.
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4 years ago#7
Fire Sakamoto
Permenantly Hire Senri Kita as Fire Emblem Artist
Purchase Capcom (The entire thing), Platinum, and Level-5
Make a Castlevania X Metroid game.
They made a moon base to survey my standards but they have yet to make visual contact.
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4 years ago#8
Disavow any and all knowledge of Metroid: Other M

Have Retro start on Metroid: Dread.
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4 years ago#9
Soanevalcke6 posted...
Fire Sakamoto
Permenantly Hire Senri Kita as Fire Emblem Artist
Purchase Capcom (The entire thing), Platinum, and Level-5
Make a Castlevania X Metroid game.


You can only do two things. Purchasing one subsidiary is one thing. You listed six things.
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4 years ago#10
nickvd8 posted...
Easy, I'd do one thing. Call Crytek and offer to publish TimeSplitters 4. Profit.
Metroid Zero Mission and Super Metroid are some of the finest 2D games ever made and are the best in the series.
Metroid Fusion is pretty cool I guess.
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