For a day, you run Nintendo!

#1P_A_N_D_A_M_A_NPosted 12/16/2012 3:05:52 PM
In this hypothetical you have one work day to make things happen in NoJ.

You are allowed to:
Fire employees (You cannot fire Iwata, Miyamoto or Reggie)
Purchase IPs
Purchase Subsidiaries
Develop one game
Sell IPs
Sell Subsidiaries
Create a Nintendo Direct

You may only do productive things, no destroying property or slandering competition.

Choose two things here and tell us what you would command Nintendo to do!
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#2nickvd8Posted 12/16/2012 3:07:25 PM
Easy, I'd do one thing. Call Crytek and offer to publish TimeSplitters 4. Profit.
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#3SuperShyGuy9000Posted 12/16/2012 3:11:41 PM
I'd contact Tecmo and tell then I want the Nintendo girls in Dead or Alive. Samus, Peach, Zelda, Captain Syrup and so on.
#4EnVy_CaLiBeRPosted 12/16/2012 3:12:33 PM
nickvd8 posted...
Easy, I'd do one thing. Call Crytek and offer to publish TimeSplitters 4. Profit.


Would cause an uproar of butt-hurt.
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#5endoflevelbossPosted 12/16/2012 3:13:00 PM
I'd sit in the canteen eating donuts. I heard they have good donuts.
#6P_A_N_D_A_M_A_N(Topic Creator)Posted 12/16/2012 3:13:43 PM
EnVy_CaLiBeR posted...
nickvd8 posted...
Easy, I'd do one thing. Call Crytek and offer to publish TimeSplitters 4. Profit.


Would cause an uproar of butt-hurt.


One that would make the Bayonetta complaints sound like a mouse fart.
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#7Soanevalcke6Posted 12/16/2012 3:14:25 PM
Fire Sakamoto
Permenantly Hire Senri Kita as Fire Emblem Artist
Purchase Capcom (The entire thing), Platinum, and Level-5
Make a Castlevania X Metroid game.
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#8darkjedilinkPosted 12/16/2012 3:15:08 PM
Disavow any and all knowledge of Metroid: Other M

Have Retro start on Metroid: Dread.
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#9P_A_N_D_A_M_A_N(Topic Creator)Posted 12/16/2012 3:17:17 PM
Soanevalcke6 posted...
Fire Sakamoto
Permenantly Hire Senri Kita as Fire Emblem Artist
Purchase Capcom (The entire thing), Platinum, and Level-5
Make a Castlevania X Metroid game.


You can only do two things. Purchasing one subsidiary is one thing. You listed six things.
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#10DTY3Posted 12/16/2012 3:18:37 PM
nickvd8 posted...
Easy, I'd do one thing. Call Crytek and offer to publish TimeSplitters 4. Profit.

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Metroid Zero Mission and Super Metroid are some of the finest 2D games ever made and are the best in the series.
Metroid Fusion is pretty cool I guess.