For a day, you run Nintendo!
From: darkjedilink | Posted: 12/16/2012 6:58:25 PM | #050
Actually, you could have just said "utterly destroy Nintendo from the inside."
From: P_A_N_D_A_M_A_N | Posted: 12/16/2012 5:05:52 PM | #001
You may only do productive things, no destroying property or slandering competition.
Destroy them all! Shoot the core!
"I am in awe at your ability to break every game you touch xD" - Capt. McWaffleton
Fire employees (You cannot fire Iwata, Miyamoto or Reggie)
Anyways, start production on Star Tropics 3 for the 3DS, and buy Rockman/Mega Man and Onimusha (not like Capcom is doing anything with them anyways...).
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You are allowed to:
in that case.....
I'll save Nintendo's franchises by selling them off to companies who are more qualified to make games for them, for $1 each
and without Mario, Zelda, and Pokémon, Iwata would have NOTHING when he comes back into power the next day!
Blizzard on the other hand, would make bank off of their upcoming Pokémon MMORPG! and their Super Mario Bros. level editor, and their Zelda level editor.....
oh, I hope I would get to stay around long enough to taste Iwata's tears.....
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Make a new Star Fox game with the mechanics of the originals, none of the new crap, and buy Crapcom.
You are allowed to:
I don't really trust Blizzard with Nintendo's IPs. Plus, that would mean they have less time to work on their own.
I have a better idea:
-Create a new company, Ninetendo (I'm working on a better name).
-Sell all of Nintendo's IPs to Ninetendo, give Ninetendo all of Nintendo's assets, and fire every Nintendo employee, sans Reggie and Iwata, while at the same time hiring them at Ninetendo.
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Getting rid of the old men at the top (Especially Iwata) is the first thing any sensible person should do. Why take that option off the table?
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I would spend the day calling every employee into work that can work on porting digital purchases and licenses over to the Wii U eShop to limit necessary use of Wii Mode.
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Order a ultimate pokemon game for Wii U.
Including regions and pokemons from all generations to explore with all the 40 gyn leaders or whatever are the total now. Also a level scaling system for gyn leaders, soo if your highest pokemon is lv 100, all pokemons in the gyn will be lv 100.
Support to multiplayer in a single console (like pokemon stadium, where you could play with 4 ppl with only one N64). And some kind of transfer pak, soo you can acess/transfer pokemons between the Wii U and a 3DS.
I'd buy Capcom. Start a new Mega Man Legends for the Wii U, with Miyamoto at the helm.
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From: darkjedilink | Posted: 12/16/2012 6:58:25 PM | #050Actually, you could have just said "utterly destroy Nintendo from the inside."
So, you broke the rules, since what you posted would utterly destroy Nintendo from the inside.
Gaming is like a pair of boobs - Sony and Microsoft fight over whos boobs look more realistic, while Nintendo is about having fun with them - Walkiethrougie