3 years ago#61
The Great Mighty Poo sings better than JB. Agree: 11 Disagree: 0 PM me for your choice.
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3 years ago#62
On such a day, and in such mostly unquestionable conditions, I'd get things set up (so the plan continues even after I am gone) to find out which music label had the most music sampled by Mother 3, and see how much can be referenced within $300000, as part of an attempt to bring the game over to North America as a DS port with no major additions.
For the songs that also reference other labels' music yet which couldn't be covered within the music budget, convince Shogo Sakai (the music composer) and Shigesato Itoi to compose similar songs to the not-really-offending-morally-but-are-offending-due-to-the-law songs that capture the feelings of the original songs, yet don't use others' music in obvious ways.
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3 years ago#63
First, I'd make a game starring Ashley from Warioware. Of course, I wouldn't make it in one day; I'd just get started on it and leave it to Nintendo to finish it. This is after I have told them how it should be made, and why it will fail if they do otherwise.
Then I'll try to bring Plok back and probably fail.
3 years ago#64
Hmm... I'm happy with Nintendo, but there are two things I'd do.
1. Have them embrace online play on all multiplayer games through friend lists on games such as NSMBU. As well as releasing online play for Nintendo Land and NSMBU, as well as implementing a way to do so in VC games and older Wii games.
2. Have Nintendo develop a classic style Paper Mario that is played like Paper Mario and Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door for the Wii U.
That's about it, really, everything else they are doing is already great.
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3 years ago#65
You are allowed to:
WoW, SC2 and Diablo 3 proved that, like Rare, Blizzard is a shadowy husk of its former glory.
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3 years ago#66
High quality prostitutes
3 years ago#67
Easy, I'd do one thing. Call Crytek and offer to publish TimeSplitters 4. Profit.
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3 years ago#68
Well, I may not be able to fire Miyamoto, but I would find some way to relegate him to a position where he has no influence on any games except maybe Pikmin. Why? Because as brilliant as the man is, he has passed his prime as a games developer and he is only holding Nintendo's franchises (in particular: Mario) back.
Need proof? Miyamoto was single-handedly responsible for ruining Paper Mario Sticker Star, which could have been the next Super Mario RPG or The Thousand Year Door (both of which I consider among the top 10 RPGs ever)
He is also responsible for every single new Mario game on the planet involving "Mario saves Peach from Bowser" as a storyline, and the scenery never really changing from typical mushroom kingdom fare. It gets dull. Incredibly dull. I haven't bought a new Mario game since SMBWii for this reason.
I am well-aware that Mario is Miyamoto's creation, and for this I thank him. I acknowledge that Miyamoto is among the most brilliant developers of all time. But at this point, he is simply holding Nintendo and Mario back. The world is ready for Mario to become more than a two-dimensional plumber (heck, he already has in SMRPG, PM, The Thousand Year Door and Superstar Saga), but Miyamoto is not. It's frustrating to see a great character go this route because of his creator's stubborn attachment to bare-bones simplicity.
Develop 1 game:
Nintendo Characters Crossover MOBA game. That, or Xenoblade Chronicles 2 in HD on Wii U. (Yes I know this is not developed by Nintendo--irrelevant!)
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3 years ago#69
Announce localization for all the good Japanese-only games.
THIS. I'd start with Fire Emblem: Heroes of Light and Shadow. (I don't care that it's on the DS, I want it!)
Also, I'd pay Capcom a crap-ton of money to start up development for Mega Man Legends 3 again. (Yes, Capcom owns the franchise. But they could certainly be persuaded to not abandon it with cash.)
3 years ago#70
Probably something involving reviving Crash, Banjo, and Conker. What can I say? I love platformers.
banjo/killer instinct belongs to micro$oft so that wont b possible...crash might b up for grabs tho...
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