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I think every one of you should re-post what country you're from. Just so we can keep track of the fails. Because there are plenty of them.
US here. ;D
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Fun game: Find a Wii U thread on GameFAQs where the word "troll" isn't typed by post #10. Good luck.
"TL;DR" = My parents; failed me.