Will the day ever come when there is a "Wii U Sex" game?

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3 years ago#1
First off, I love Nintendo, the Wii u, motion control, and all Nintendo games.

This is a very serious question. I don't see why we wouldn't get a game like this.

Obviously it would be rated M for Mature and would probably be more educational than active workouts, teaching young adults the risks & rewards of copulation.

Hell, they could just use Mario, Luigi, and Link for the male benchmarks and have Mario's princess, Zelda, and Samus as the lead female protagonists. Throw in bowser & Yoshi for the bestiality sickos out there and you got yourself an educational masterpiece.
3 years ago#2
yeah i see this being a hit with the soccer mom's
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3 years ago#3
hits x, closes curtains
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3 years ago#4
I don't get how you could put in your post "this is a very serious question".
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3 years ago#5
No that day will not come.
3 years ago#6
You want a sequel to Dark Room?
3 years ago#7
There's a porn app coming. So not too far away I'd suppose.
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3 years ago#8
bronze4v4pro posted...
First off, I love Nintendo, the Wii u, motion control, and all Nintendo games.

This is a very serious question. I don't see why we wouldn't get a game like this.

Obviously it would be rated M for Mature and would probably be more educational than active workouts, teaching young adults the risks & rewards of copulation.

Hell, they could just use Mario, Luigi, and Link for the male benchmarks and have Mario's princess, Zelda, and Samus as the lead female protagonists. Throw in bowser & Yoshi for the bestiality sickos out there and you got yourself an educational masterpiece.


No. Why are you promoting teaching bad morals?
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3 years ago#9
sex video games?

grow up, and \ or stop being a pervert
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3 years ago#10
Japan probably has such games already. Unfortunately region lock...
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