Will the day ever come when there is a "Wii U Sex" game?

#1bronze4v4proPosted 1/21/2013 2:33:49 PM
First off, I love Nintendo, the Wii u, motion control, and all Nintendo games.

This is a very serious question. I don't see why we wouldn't get a game like this.

Obviously it would be rated M for Mature and would probably be more educational than active workouts, teaching young adults the risks & rewards of copulation.

Hell, they could just use Mario, Luigi, and Link for the male benchmarks and have Mario's princess, Zelda, and Samus as the lead female protagonists. Throw in bowser & Yoshi for the bestiality sickos out there and you got yourself an educational masterpiece.
#2Mindwipe77Posted 1/21/2013 2:34:37 PM
yeah i see this being a hit with the soccer mom's
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#3Semi45aPosted 1/21/2013 2:43:02 PM
hits x, closes curtains
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#4dudultimatenessPosted 1/21/2013 2:44:59 PM
I don't get how you could put in your post "this is a very serious question".
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#5bleachgamer3Posted 1/21/2013 2:59:13 PM
No that day will not come.
#6Tsutarja495Posted 1/21/2013 3:04:45 PM
You want a sequel to Dark Room?
#7RahzarXPosted 1/21/2013 3:05:24 PM
There's a porn app coming. So not too far away I'd suppose.
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#8ZvolTxPosted 1/21/2013 3:08:52 PM
bronze4v4pro posted...
First off, I love Nintendo, the Wii u, motion control, and all Nintendo games.

This is a very serious question. I don't see why we wouldn't get a game like this.

Obviously it would be rated M for Mature and would probably be more educational than active workouts, teaching young adults the risks & rewards of copulation.

Hell, they could just use Mario, Luigi, and Link for the male benchmarks and have Mario's princess, Zelda, and Samus as the lead female protagonists. Throw in bowser & Yoshi for the bestiality sickos out there and you got yourself an educational masterpiece.


No. Why are you promoting teaching bad morals?
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#9knightimexPosted 1/21/2013 7:10:18 PM(edited)
sex video games?

grow up, and \ or stop being a pervert
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#10AstralFrostPosted 1/21/2013 7:14:41 PM
Japan probably has such games already. Unfortunately region lock...