Will the day ever come when there is a "Wii U Sex" game?

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User Info: bronze4v4pro

bronze4v4pro
4 years ago#1
First off, I love Nintendo, the Wii u, motion control, and all Nintendo games.

This is a very serious question. I don't see why we wouldn't get a game like this.

Obviously it would be rated M for Mature and would probably be more educational than active workouts, teaching young adults the risks & rewards of copulation.

Hell, they could just use Mario, Luigi, and Link for the male benchmarks and have Mario's princess, Zelda, and Samus as the lead female protagonists. Throw in bowser & Yoshi for the bestiality sickos out there and you got yourself an educational masterpiece.

User Info: Mindwipe77

Mindwipe77
4 years ago#2
yeah i see this being a hit with the soccer mom's
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User Info: Semi45a

Semi45a
4 years ago#3
hits x, closes curtains
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User Info: dudultimateness

dudultimateness
4 years ago#4
I don't get how you could put in your post "this is a very serious question".
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User Info: bleachgamer3

bleachgamer3
4 years ago#5
No that day will not come.

User Info: Tsutarja495

Tsutarja495
4 years ago#6
You want a sequel to Dark Room?

User Info: RahzarX

RahzarX
4 years ago#7
There's a porn app coming. So not too far away I'd suppose.
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User Info: ZvolTx

ZvolTx
4 years ago#8
bronze4v4pro posted...
First off, I love Nintendo, the Wii u, motion control, and all Nintendo games.

This is a very serious question. I don't see why we wouldn't get a game like this.

Obviously it would be rated M for Mature and would probably be more educational than active workouts, teaching young adults the risks & rewards of copulation.

Hell, they could just use Mario, Luigi, and Link for the male benchmarks and have Mario's princess, Zelda, and Samus as the lead female protagonists. Throw in bowser & Yoshi for the bestiality sickos out there and you got yourself an educational masterpiece.


No. Why are you promoting teaching bad morals?
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User Info: knightimex

knightimex
4 years ago#9
sex video games?

grow up, and \ or stop being a pervert
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User Info: AstralFrost

AstralFrost
4 years ago#10
Japan probably has such games already. Unfortunately region lock...
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