***Wii U Nintendo Direct Discussion Topic***

#311YEMbotPosted 1/23/2013 10:19:42 AM
In a nutshell:

Iwata: Okay, let's talk new games!
Us: Hooray!
Iwata: New Smash Brothers...
Us: Yeah?!?
Iwata: Will have screenshots at E3.
Us: Dammit!
Iwata: Bayonetta 2...
Us: YEAH?!?
Iwata: Will not be discussed today.
Us: DAMMIT!!
Iwata: We're making a new Mario game!! Demo at E3!
Us: Well, duh. We kind of figured.
Iwata: We're making a new Mario KART game! Demo at E3!
Us: Again. Duh.
Iwata: Now, as for the new Zelda game...
Us: YEAH?!?
Iwata: We're going multi-player!
Us: What. The. ****.
Iwata: And we're doing an HD remaster of Wind Waker!!
Us: Well... that's cool. Wind Waker was good. But, seriously? A 35 minute press conference, and the coolest thing you announce is a re-release of a 10 year old game?
Iwata: And finally, take a look at some video from Monolith Soft's new game!
Us: Holy ****. I need a WiiU.
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#312TheBonfiniPosted 1/23/2013 10:58:51 AM
YEMbot posted...
In a nutshell:

Iwata: Okay, let's talk new games!
Us: Hooray!
Iwata: New Smash Brothers...
Us: Yeah?!?
Iwata: Will have screenshots at E3.
Us: Dammit!
Iwata: Bayonetta 2...
Us: YEAH?!?
Iwata: Will not be discussed today.
Us: DAMMIT!!
Iwata: We're making a new Mario game!! Demo at E3!
Us: Well, duh. We kind of figured.
Iwata: We're making a new Mario KART game! Demo at E3!
Us: Again. Duh.
Iwata: Now, as for the new Zelda game...
Us: YEAH?!?
Iwata: We're going multi-player!
Us: What. The. ****.
Iwata: And we're doing an HD remaster of Wind Waker!!
Us: Well... that's cool. Wind Waker was good. But, seriously? A 35 minute press conference, and the coolest thing you announce is a re-release of a 10 year old game?
Iwata: And finally, take a look at some video from Monolith Soft's new game!
Us: Holy ****. I need a WiiU.


Lots to choose from. Something on there for everyone to get excited about.
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#313ShibutoPosted 1/23/2013 11:00:23 AM
From: CloudStrife630 | #002
wth nobody cares. Is this the Wii U board or the nfl board?


Well we still have butthurt Patriots fans lurking around these boards so wouldn't be surprising if this board turns into an NFL board..
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#314123chattyPosted 1/23/2013 11:29:56 AM
Wonderful 101- I wasn't interested before, but now I am. I'll be keeping my eye on this game
Smash Bros pics- kinda expected
New 3D Mario- I'll be happy as long as it isn't Mario 3D land 2. the first one wasn't that great
New Mario Kart- again, expected, but it's still awesome
Yoshi's Epic Yarn or whatever- should be good, as I enjoyed KEY and Wario Land Shake It (also made by the same people), but why did they say this is the first game starring Yoshi since Yoshi's Story? even if it wasn't the same guy, Yoshi's Island ds and even Topsy Turvy were good games.
FEXSMT- oh **** yes. most anticipated title thus far
Wii U Party- was the first one even any good? I never bothered to get it. this one still looks like a worse Mario party
Zelda stuff- wind waker was probably the best idea to remake on the Wii U, but since I don't care about Zelda, I don't really care too much. same about the new one
X- honestly, everything has already been said for me
#315DEKMStephensPosted 1/23/2013 2:11:35 PM
I liked what I saw

Except the bar on Monolith's new game, implying they are using the same battle system from Xenoblade
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