Nintendo Thankful Tomb Raider Not Coming to Wii U: We Only Want Quality Games

#1blue_hedgehogPosted 1/29/2013 5:21:29 PM
Developer Crystal Dynamics says the new Tomb Raider reboot won’t be coming to the Wii U. Nintendo has responded by saying they are thankful for this as they don’t want Wii U owners to waste their money on a terrible game.

Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aime has responded to the denial of Tomb Raider for the Wii U saying, “The Nintendo Seal of Quality has never been denied to any game since the GameCube era. Tomb Raider would have been the first game in ten years not to receive the seal.”

“We only want quality entertainment for the Wii U,” he continues, “I have played the demo myself and have found the gameplay lackluster, the story laughable and the environments unappealing. I thank them for allowing Wii U owners to spend their money on a much better game.”

“I mean, we could use all the third-party support we can get,” he clarifies, “just not this game.”

In related news, Demetrious Johnson has said that he was miming controller actions in the Tomb Raider controller commercial as he couldn’t stand to play the game for more than 10 minutes.


http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=1116
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#2Soanevalcke6Posted 1/29/2013 5:22:29 PM
Nintendo had Other M on their console.
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#3Baha05Posted 1/29/2013 5:22:45 PM
Lol joke article
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#4snae99Posted 1/29/2013 5:23:11 PM
*looks at link*

Fake article.
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#5ADHDguitarPosted 1/29/2013 5:23:22 PM
Lol that site.

Wish Nintendo actually had this attitude though, especially last gen. >.> *shivers*
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#6MegagunstarmanPosted 1/29/2013 5:24:01 PM
Soanevalcke6 posted...
Nintendo had Other M on their console.


That just shows how bad Tomb Raider really is.
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#7Petey_MeanisPosted 1/29/2013 5:29:34 PM
From: blue_hedgehog | Posted: 1/29/2013 7:21:29 PM | #001
http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=1116

joke site and joke article.
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#8Ultima_MagikarpPosted 1/29/2013 5:32:51 PM(edited)
There ain't no sauce in that article.

EDIT: What is that, a crappy videogame focused Onion ripoff?
#9Pokerkid777Posted 1/29/2013 5:33:42 PM(edited)
Megagunstarman posted...
Soanevalcke6 posted...
Nintendo had Other M on their console.


That just shows how bad Tomb Raider really is.


It would actually show how much of a hypocrite nintendo is.

Anyway joke site is a joke. Pretty funny in the end though.
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#10Petey_MeanisPosted 1/29/2013 5:35:59 PM
From: Ultima_Magikarp | Posted: 1/29/2013 7:32:51 PM | #008
EDIT: What is that, a crappy videogame focused Onion ripoff?

yeah, they try to be funny but are mostly fail.
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