Wii U

Does what you tell it, BEAUTIFUL visuals and brings a unique spice to your life.

And because I smack it for not getting me my beer fast enough.
And because there was ham in my club sandwich.

Ah, what the hell, I'll just sell her. I have like, six more wives.

If you can't laugh at yourself, who CAN you laugh at?
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It's like my actual wife. It's bigger than the previous model, it just sits around doing nothing most of the time and it has never even attempted to make dinner.

The_Boredoms posted...

It's like my actual wife. It's bigger than the previous model, it just sits around doing nothing most of the time and it has never even attempted to make dinner.

I sell you good wife.
15 dollars. Good wife.

Yup. One way ticket to hell for me.
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Always behind because her clock speed is slow.

The_Boredoms posted...

It's like my actual wife. It's bigger than the previous model, it just sits around doing nothing most of the time and it has never even attempted to make dinner.

sounds like your typical husband to me.

DeathSoul2000 posted...

The_Boredoms posted...

It's like my actual wife. It's bigger than the previous model, it just sits around doing nothing most of the time and it has never even attempted to make dinner.

sounds like your typical husband to me.

Yeah, we have a Bizarro World thing going on.

I agree. A good wife is going to be


Ugly (graphics)
Old fashioned (stuck in the past)
Conservative (doesn't get risky)
Not vulgar (mods everything)
Tells you to wait (good games are coming...wait)
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News - EA does not like the Wii U. Fanboy - good they are horrible anyway.

http://i.imgur.com/bUel5jh.jpg

W-would I be a good wife?

hellbringher posted...

I agree. A good wife is going to be


Ugly (graphics)
Old fashioned (stuck in the past)
Conservative (doesn't get risky)
Not vulgar (mods everything)
Tells you to wait (good games are coming...wait)

This.
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The only 3rd party games that sell on Nintendo consoles are ones that make you dance.