If console wars were real wars...

#1SalsaSavantPosted 2/16/2013 6:16:00 PM
What would they be like?

I'd say Nintendo would be well balanced. However, they would be the underdogs that always manage to somehow match the big powers.

Microsoft would have a few nukes, but little else, besides it's large number of evangelical followers who don't carry much weight.

Sony would have the best armory, but wouldn't be the best at using it. They would also have the worst tacticians.

Sega would be in reconstruction after they lost their power and have been devastated.

iOS would be the freaky aliens who have come to brainwash us all.
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#2HELZEROPosted 2/16/2013 6:27:08 PM
Nintendo would be the lost tribes in the amazon.
MS would be US super power
Sony would be the JP super power
And yes iOS are aliens
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#3Jx1010Posted 2/16/2013 6:45:45 PM
the war on drugs
the was on terrorism
the war on cancer
the war on .....
cmon man, war war war, just enjoy ur life and start winning
#4NeonYoshi11Posted 2/16/2013 6:49:07 PM
Sony - "A.) Sir the weapon we just developed is working perfectly what should we do next ?

- B.) " I know, let's do the complete opposite as that and make a super expensive weapon that nobody knows how to use !!! "

- A.) " Wait what ?! Are you serious ? "



Microsoft - Builds great machine, but somebody F***** up ONE part so the whole thing is crap unless we fix it...

2 year later....K we fixed it, now we have a great well oiled machine that is dominating.

What should we do next ?

" Let's scrap all those great ideas and take away all freedom from our customers and make them play games the way we say they should ! "

" wait? what ? That is a horrible idea sir "

" o yea ? your fired "


Nintendo - Every body says we are wrong all the time but we just stay silent and then prove them wrong over and over again.

We also can't seem to figure how to do some simple things, all the while doing some very complex things very well. Crazy isn't it !
#5PangLaPosted 2/16/2013 6:49:14 PM
Nintendo is a kid company. The people working there wouldn't hurt a fly.
#6SalsaSavant(Topic Creator)Posted 2/17/2013 12:13:06 PM
PangLa posted...
Nintendo is a kid company. The people working there wouldn't hurt a fly.


Fire Emblem
Eternal Darkness
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#7pearl arowanaPosted 2/17/2013 12:14:35 PM
HELZERO posted...
Nintendo would be the lost tribes in the amazon.
MS would be US super power
Sony would be the JP super power
And yes iOS are aliens


rofl
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#8Dr_FacerPosted 2/17/2013 12:16:22 PM
HELZERO posted...
Nintendo would be the lost tribes in the amazon.
MS would be US super power
Sony would be the JP super power
And yes iOS are aliens


This.

That was the topic.