Name 5 reasons you won't buy the Wii u

#1kingrafa12345Posted 3/9/2013 12:43:36 PM
I want to see what the trolls have to say
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#2STN79Posted 3/9/2013 12:55:01 PM(edited)
This'll be pretty much what they'll say.

No games.
Nintendo is for babies.
Sony is the god of all videogame companies.
Mario is so not cool compared to call of duty.
Oh and Wii U's gamepad is just a dumb gimick.

That's about what you'll get from these ignorant trolls.
#3LokarinPosted 3/9/2013 12:53:49 PM
Because there's no reason to have more than one.
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#4SpikayaPosted 3/9/2013 12:55:00 PM
Because I wasn't the one who bought it.
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#5Kentaro21Posted 3/9/2013 12:55:11 PM
STN79 posted...
This'll be pretty much what they'll say.

No games.
Nintendo is for babies.
Sony is the god of all videogame companies.
Mario is so not cool compared to call of duty.
Oh and Wii U is just a dumb gimick.

That's about what you'll get from these ignorant trolls.


Very good troll imitation.
#6ChicagoTed_Posted 3/9/2013 12:56:49 PM
1. It has no games.
2. It's never going to have any games. Ever.
3. Nintendo is just going to rehash their same franchises without trying to do anything new... at all.
4. The WiiU gamepad is a gimmick. Nintendo isn't going to be able to come up with a single useful new function for this brand new interactivity, even if it takes them 5-6 years.
5. Graphics mean everything.
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#7ArcvalonsPosted 3/9/2013 12:59:44 PM
STN79 posted...
This'll be pretty much what they'll say.

No games.
Nintendo is for babies.
Sony is the god of all videogame companies.
Mario is so not cool compared to call of duty.
Oh and Wii U's gamepad is just a dumb gimick.

That's about what you'll get from these ignorant trolls.


Very good fanboy imitation
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#8XenilPosted 3/9/2013 1:00:18 PM
No games... I'm curious what people are actually playing because some posts seem to make out the no games thing is a myth.
#9Tsutarja495Posted 3/9/2013 1:00:49 PM
I will just pretend I'm not a Nintendo fanboy for this post.

1. Weak hardware
2. Lack of third party support
3. Tons of delays for everything
4. Terrible gimmicky controller
5. Nintendo's games are nothing but rehashes and shovelware
#10SpikayaPosted 3/9/2013 1:01:26 PM
ChicagoTed_ posted...
1. It has no games.
2. It's never going to have any games. Ever.


1. Then what are people playing?
2. lolok
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