Biggest Nintendoomed WiiU news of the day...

#1PUNCHOUT1116Posted 5/3/2013 10:43:28 AM
Large ape with necktie loose in Nintendo HQ, countless in development WiiU projects destroyed.

Source: Gameinformer.com
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#2BeanBeanKingdomPosted 5/3/2013 10:44:59 AM
I knew they shouldn't have tried running the DKCR port on their new experimental 3DS model.
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#3PUNCHOUT1116(Topic Creator)Posted 5/3/2013 10:45:59 AM
BeanBeanKingdom posted...
I knew they shouldn't have tried running the DKCR port on their new experimental 3DS model.


To be fair, theres no solid confirmation it was DK yet, but... cmon XD
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#4nasumiPosted 5/3/2013 10:49:44 AM
This happened today...

http://www.p4rgaming.com/satoru-iwata-punches-man-at-investor-meeting-after-asking-when-nintendo-will-make-smartphone-games/

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Before anyone complains or doesn't get it, it is satire.
#5PUNCHOUT1116(Topic Creator)Posted 5/3/2013 10:50:36 AM
UPDATE: Miyamoto, shotgun in hand, tasked with "putting down" his beloved creation. Hilariousness ensues.
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#6PUNCHOUT1116(Topic Creator)Posted 5/3/2013 10:52:16 AM
nasumi posted...
This happened today...

http://www.p4rgaming.com/satoru-iwata-punches-man-at-investor-meeting-after-asking-when-nintendo-will-make-smartphone-games/

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Before anyone complains or doesn't get it, it is satire.


Wow, the news is on fire today!
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#7DoomsSDPosted 5/3/2013 10:53:30 AM
nasumi posted...
This happened today...

http://www.p4rgaming.com/satoru-iwata-punches-man-at-investor-meeting-after-asking-when-nintendo-will-make-smartphone-games/

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Before anyone complains or doesn't get it, it is satire.


Would have been funnier not to warn people it was a satire.
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#8nasumiPosted 5/3/2013 10:56:29 AM
Would have been funnier not to warn people it was a satire.

At first I was going to, but way too many people on this board would need to throw down their lives for Nintendo's honor.
#9PUNCHOUT1116(Topic Creator)Posted 5/3/2013 10:58:56 AM
nasumi posted...
Would have been funnier not to warn people it was a satire.

At first I was going to, but way too many people on this board would need to throw down their lives for Nintendo's honor.


Iwata: "You must understand, to quote Limp Bizkit, I will bring the pain DIRECTLY TO YOU (does hand gesture) and break your ******* face tonight!!!"
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