ITT: we come up with dream patch notes for the upcoming system update

#1Al_the_BigPosted 9/3/2013 5:36:29 PM
* drastically improved Internet infrastructure
#2NovaLevossidaPosted 9/3/2013 5:41:31 PM
* Implemented unified account system
* Implemented cross buy and cross play features
* Increased tolerance for subjective Miiverse posts
* Implemented buying and automatic download of eShop titles through PC / phones
* Made up with EA, asked them to visit us again
* Increased speed of opening and closing software
* Added in section to apply for an Ambassador Program
* Improved online infrastructure
* Increased online stability
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#3thelastgogetaPosted 9/3/2013 5:42:37 PM
* Removing the region lock, meaning the eventual 100s of games exclusive to, better in and/or easier to find in specific regions can be played by more people.
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#4Jacob46719Posted 9/3/2013 6:15:17 PM
*Added functionality for 10 total controllers at one time.
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#5Death47Posted 9/3/2013 6:16:02 PM
Overkill, bro^^
#61shadetail1Posted 9/3/2013 6:19:13 PM
Unified NNID accounts across the 3DS and WiiU.

Ability to play purchased VC games on both WiiU and 3DS, as long as the game is available on both.
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#7Tsutarja495Posted 9/3/2013 6:22:48 PM
I want load times minimized as far as possible, and the ability to have the game start right when I turn the system on instead of going through the menu (if I want to use the menu, I can just press the Home button). If they could put this feature on DS, I don't know why they dropped it in every system after.
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#8The13DoctorsPosted 9/3/2013 6:24:42 PM
No loading times
Cross game chat

That's pretty much it.
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#9SSJ4CHRISPosted 9/3/2013 6:26:49 PM
NovaLevossida posted...
* Implemented unified account system
* Implemented cross buy and cross play features
* Increased tolerance for subjective Miiverse posts
* Implemented buying and automatic download of eShop titles through PC / phones
* Made up with EA, asked them to visit us again
* Increased speed of opening and closing software
* Added in section to apply for an Ambassador Program
* Improved online infrastructure
* Increased online stability


Those are pipe dream patch notes.
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#10Tsutarja495Posted 9/3/2013 6:26:55 PM
How about an update that let's me skip all cutscenes/dialogue in any game? That would be pretty sweet. Never gonna happen, but you did say "dream".
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