If the Wii U was an animal, what animal would it be?

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2 years ago#11
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2 years ago#12
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Terotrous posted...
Nintendo in general is clearly a dog. It's not the coolest animal, and it can be kinda dopey, but it's dependable and popular and it loves you.


By comparison, Sony is a Cat (sleek, smart, the internet's favourite, who knows what you're getting when you buy one) and Microsoft is a Wolf (the west thinks they're cool and they're strong in groups but I'm not really sure I trust them).


So, Sony and Nintendo:

http://basementrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/american-tail-fievel-goes-west-fievel-tiger-wylie-burp.jpg

And Microsoft:

http://leap250.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1.png


MS is definitely not as cool as Holo
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2 years ago#13
mmc2679 posted...
Turtle. Always slow and playing catch up.


ya but we ALL know slow an steady wins the race =)
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2 years ago#14
A teletubby
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2 years ago#15
Tempest717 posted...
MS is definitely not as cool as Holo

Wow, I'm shocked to see two other Spice and Wolf fans in the same thread. I think we've got the show's entire western fanbase here. However, I think Holo is far too sympathetic to be Microsoft.


Anyway, as additional proof that my analogy works, consider how all 3 would respond after they did something bad.


Nintendo (the Dog): We've going to have to delay Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze for a few months. We're terribly sorry to have disappointed you. Please understand.


Sony (the Cat): Okay, so yes, a hacker did break into our servers and stole all of your personal information. Oopsie. But really, what are you going to do about it?


Microsoft (the Wolf): We're going to monitor you 24 hours a day and you'll use your games how we say you will or you won't use them at all. Don't like it? We'll fight you for it.
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2 years ago#16
A goldfish. They never innovate away from their first party games and are always way behind when it comes to implementing internet. They just lounge around and eat off those first party titles like a stupid goldfish. It sure looks pretty though.
2 years ago#17
Honey Badger!!!
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2 years ago#18
Dung Beetle.
2 years ago#19
Terotrous posted...
Tempest717 posted...
MS is definitely not as cool as Holo

Wow, I'm shocked to see two other Spice and Wolf fans in the same thread. I think we've got the show's entire western fanbase here. However, I think Holo is far too sympathetic to be Microsoft.


Anyway, as additional proof that my analogy works, consider how all 3 would respond after they did something bad.


Nintendo (the Dog): We've going to have to delay Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze for a few months. We're terribly sorry to have disappointed you. Please understand.


Sony (the Cat): Okay, so yes, a hacker did break into our servers and stole all of your personal information. Oopsie. But really, what are you going to do about it?


Microsoft (the Wolf): We're going to monitor you 24 hours a day and you'll use your games how we say you will or you won't use them at all. Don't like it? We'll fight you for it.


Wolves are loyal and trustworthy. I'd say MS is more like a spider or snake.
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2 years ago#20
Hmmm, if Nintendo were an animal, I think they would be a dolphin. I don't know why, I just think they would be one.
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