XD@ The Zelda Update.

#1blazingsonicPosted 12/26/2013 1:42:42 PM(edited)
Especially one pics of Zelda with Rosalina.
I swear that girl just don't give a crap. She's like "*****, I'm the only goddess around here!"
http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/zelda/screen-6.jpg

Here Zelda is like "Zero ****s given."
http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/zelda/screen-3.jpg

Here's all "Come at me *****!!" Which could have lead to first pic, Oh Yeah I'm so doing a Goddess battle with them!
http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/zelda/screen-4.jpg

She's pimp slapping DK and he likes it! XD
http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/zelda/screen-5.jpg

Zelda strikes a pose, Vogue!
http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/zelda/screen-7.jpg

I can't deny, I think she's really gonna take the Master Sword, If Peach and break out the damsel racket and be playable, she's gonna darn well do it too!
http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/zelda/screen-8.jpg

Okay this one creeps me out a little and could very well become a Creepy Pasta, Notice how in this shot she looks rather pale and angry, She looks like she's turning into that Boss Form from Twilight Princess, Not gonna spoil that part, but if you played it you know what I mean.
http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/zelda/screen-9.jpg

Game Explain is gonna have a field day with this one, Does this mean Zelda can summon Phantoms? If so, That's awesome seeing her summon a usual foe, Too bad she can't simply turn into it.
http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/zelda/screen-2.jpg

I'm sorry for what's about to be read by you, Here's I'll make it with spoiler tags so you don't have to stomach what I typed for the caption.

Zelda: After that affair with that Skank Peach? I'm not speaking to you!
Link: Well excuuuuuuuuuse me Princess!

http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/zelda/screen-10.jpg

I know I know, You can flame me all you want, but every pic tells a story to me and that story kinda sorta screams it at me.

Well that's all I have to say, so troll, flame, try to find clever ways to tell me I'm an idiot, whatever floats your King of Red Lions Boat. I'm out. *Hops down a clear pipe.*
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#2TullyBlanchardPosted 12/26/2013 1:38:54 PM
8 year olds, Dude.
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#3blazingsonic(Topic Creator)Posted 12/26/2013 1:39:45 PM
TullyBlanchard posted...
8 year olds, Dude.


8 Years old? Care to fully explains the meaning to your words?
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#4Puckswack12Posted 12/26/2013 1:40:40 PM
I liked the last paragraph
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#5Lord_FroodPosted 12/26/2013 1:50:31 PM
>Sonic in username
>not without issues

Choose one.
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#6blazingsonic(Topic Creator)Posted 12/26/2013 1:52:18 PM
Lord_Frood posted...
>Sonic in username
>not without issues

Choose one.


I'm afraid the meaning of your post is lost to me, yes I am a fan of Sonic, was I suppose to act a certain way?
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#7gameplayer6458Posted 12/26/2013 8:05:35 PM
I always have weird thoughts on these update photos too. But yours seem... a little too weird.

Sort of off topic, but upon reading your last sentence, I immediately thought "I'll float your King of Red Lions boat any day". Best. Pick-up line. Ever.

I'm so weird.
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#8GodofLazinessPosted 12/26/2013 8:21:06 PM
Yeah I agree completely. Every single pics of Zelda are brimming with personality and story. My favorites are DK smiles and Link with Peach and Zelda in the background all like "oh no she did not take my man!".
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#9strongo9Posted 12/26/2013 8:55:21 PM
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#10EbonMagicianPosted 12/31/2013 2:41:19 AM
uugggggghhhh, why did you call them goddesses? jesus dood..
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