Compare each if the newest consoles to a lover in a relationship

#1OCGRafaelPosted 2/18/2014 8:13:22 PM
(Can be male or female, doesn't really matter)

Xbox One is that big boobed gold digger who only pretends to like you

Wii U is the sheepish nerd girl who has a nice personality but a very average when it comes to appearance

PS4 is good looking and has a strong personality but can be pretty high maintenance
#2OCGRafael(Topic Creator)Posted 2/18/2014 8:34:17 PM
and PC is a strong independent black woman
#3StirlingoPosted 2/18/2014 10:42:56 PM
PS4 is the girl/boy all of your friends gawk over and you can't for the life of you figure out why.
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#4WeAllAsked4ThisPosted 2/19/2014 12:35:04 AM
PS4 is the popular girl. When it comes to spending money on her she's not too expensive but not too cheap, and she's not the most beautiful but she's damn close. People say she's smart and even ambitious so she has a lot of admirers but they can get a bit too protective.

Xbox One is that sexy misunderstood girl who came from a rich family but since all the other girls were jealous of her wealth they spread rumors that she was a slut and drug addict. Sure she might have done a few wild things in college but she's not as bad as most people say.

Wii U is like a classy older woman who isn't afraid to aim for younger men (like a cougar) but she can be really stubborn about changing her traditional outlook on life. She's not an expensive date and sometimes she'll try to be fun and quirky but for some reason she still has trouble keeping a long-term relationship alive. She also has an adorable little sister who gets much more attention than her.

PC is the kind of girl that will drain all your cash but if you can afford her you'll say she is worth it. She's gorgeous, loyal, and will treat you like a king as long as you're willing to buy her something fancy every couple months.
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#5Bryon28Posted 2/19/2014 12:38:28 AM
I can't relate to this. I never had a girlfriend before. :(
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#6Undead_YakuzaPosted 2/19/2014 4:14:00 AM
WeAllAsked4This posted...
PS4 is the popular girl. When it comes to spending money on her she's not too expensive but not too cheap, and she's not the most beautiful but she's damn close. People say she's smart and even ambitious so she has a lot of admirers but they can get a bit too protective.

Xbox One is that sexy misunderstood girl who came from a rich family but since all the other girls were jealous of her wealth they spread rumors that she was a slut and drug addict. Sure she might have done a few wild things in college but she's not as bad as most people say.

Wii U is like a classy older woman who isn't afraid to aim for younger men (like a cougar) but she can be really stubborn about changing her traditional outlook on life. She's not an expensive date and sometimes she'll try to be fun and quirky but for some reason she still has trouble keeping a long-term relationship alive. She also has an adorable little sister who gets much more attention than her.

PC is the kind of girl that will drain all your cash but if you can afford her you'll say she is worth it. She's gorgeous, loyal, and will treat you like a king as long as you're willing to buy her something fancy every couple months.


We have a winner.
#7Undead_YakuzaPosted 2/19/2014 4:14:41 AM
Bryon28 posted...
I can't relate to this. I never had a girlfriend before. :(


We have a loser. ;)
#8Breastmilkn_DipPosted 2/19/2014 4:16:46 AM
Undead_Yakuza posted...
WeAllAsked4This posted...
PS4 is the popular girl. When it comes to spending money on her she's not too expensive but not too cheap, and she's not the most beautiful but she's damn close. People say she's smart and even ambitious so she has a lot of admirers but they can get a bit too protective.

Xbox One is that sexy misunderstood girl who came from a rich family but since all the other girls were jealous of her wealth they spread rumors that she was a slut and drug addict. Sure she might have done a few wild things in college but she's not as bad as most people say.

Wii U is like a classy older woman who isn't afraid to aim for younger men (like a cougar) but she can be really stubborn about changing her traditional outlook on life. She's not an expensive date and sometimes she'll try to be fun and quirky but for some reason she still has trouble keeping a long-term relationship alive. She also has an adorable little sister who gets much more attention than her.

PC is the kind of girl that will drain all your cash but if you can afford her you'll say she is worth it. She's gorgeous, loyal, and will treat you like a king as long as you're willing to buy her something fancy every couple months.


We have a winner.

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#9WildsparkPosted 2/19/2014 4:17:04 AM
Undead_Yakuza posted...
Bryon28 posted...
I can't relate to this. I never had a girlfriend before. :(


We have a loser. ;)


That's mean :/
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#10vattodevPosted 2/19/2014 4:18:22 AM
WeAllAsked4This posted...
PS4 is the popular girl. When it comes to spending money on her she's not too expensive but not too cheap, and she's not the most beautiful but she's damn close. People say she's smart and even ambitious so she has a lot of admirers but they can get a bit too protective.

Xbox One is that sexy misunderstood girl who came from a rich family but since all the other girls were jealous of her wealth they spread rumors that she was a slut and drug addict. Sure she might have done a few wild things in college but she's not as bad as most people say.

Wii U is like a classy older woman who isn't afraid to aim for younger men (like a cougar) but she can be really stubborn about changing her traditional outlook on life. She's not an expensive date and sometimes she'll try to be fun and quirky but for some reason she still has trouble keeping a long-term relationship alive. She also has an adorable little sister who gets much more attention than her.

PC is the kind of girl that will drain all your cash but if you can afford her you'll say she is worth it. She's gorgeous, loyal, and will treat you like a king as long as you're willing to buy her something fancy every couple months.


Very nice! I would add a "She knows some really old tricks that still make you happy and only cares about having a good time" on the Wii U section.
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