Someone write the script for a Nintendo Direct where Iwata discontinues the U

#1Dersu_UzalaPosted 3/13/2014 5:41:03 AM
Preferably with lots of bowing and "please understand."
#2AvirosbPosted 3/13/2014 5:43:33 AM
Someone write me a best-seller. I'll pay you in gratitude.
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#3strawhatmonty97Posted 3/13/2014 5:48:55 AM
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#4Dersu_Uzala(Topic Creator)Posted 3/13/2014 5:49:54 AM
strawhatmonty97 posted...
If the Wii U was discontinued I and anyone else who owns a Wii U will/would be utterly pissed. I would probably stop supporting Nintendo and i'm sure i'm not the only one.

No you wouldn't. You'd be lining up for the Nintendo Fusion a year later like everyone else.
#5strawhatmonty97Posted 3/13/2014 5:55:44 AM
Dersu_Uzala posted...
strawhatmonty97 posted...
If the Wii U was discontinued I and anyone else who owns a Wii U will/would be utterly pissed. I would probably stop supporting Nintendo and i'm sure i'm not the only one.

No you wouldn't. You'd be lining up for the Nintendo Fusion a year later like everyone else.


No I probably wouldn't. I'd be tempted since I like Nintendo games but I wouldn't support them if they made such a stupid choice considering how I like the wii u.
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#6AvirosbPosted 3/13/2014 6:02:35 AM(edited)
strawhatmonty97 posted...
No I probably wouldn't. I'd be tempted since I like Nintendo games but I wouldn't support them if they made such a stupid choice considering how I like the wii u.
Just stop, this person on the internet clearly knows you better than you know yourself.
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#7DoomsSDPosted 3/13/2014 5:59:52 AM
Please understand...

*waffley middle bit*

...please understand.
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#8icarus231Posted 3/13/2014 6:11:00 AM
Welcome to the Nintendo direct for June 2017............
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#9Pharsti01Posted 3/13/2014 6:28:54 AM
They wouldnt do it, not like that, theyd come out with a new system and just let the WiiU die on its own.

So itd be something like "Our new amazing system yadda yadda yadda, amazing games like blah blah blah we present to you the Wiii!", hyping the new one, not mentioning the old one, hope everyone forgets it existed.
#10Kuribo4Posted 3/13/2014 7:02:00 AM
Just stop, this person on the internet clearly knows you better than you know yourself.

I wouldn't buy it either.