8th gen system Jokes!

#31Nice_Kirbyfan9Posted 8/14/2014 10:06:43 PM
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#32burningxbridgesPosted 8/14/2014 10:10:18 PM
imamelia posted...
Why doesn't a Wii U make a good ship?
It doesn't have enough sails.

What is Dr. Light's favorite console?
The Ouya, because it's Android-based.


A+
#33the20thvongolaPosted 8/14/2014 10:12:19 PM
So, a guy walks into a bar. He sees a bug eyed man sitting. he looks extremely sad. The guy sits down next to him and says "Hey,what's wrong?"
"We didn't sell any wii u's."
#34iKhanic(Topic Creator)Posted 8/14/2014 10:19:02 PM
imamelia posted...
This is the part where I comment on how I see absolutely no way this thread could potentially go horribly wrong and will also rather predictably state that the 8th-gen systems are jokes enough on their own without needing to make intention comedy of the situation but will rather hypocritically participate nevertheless with thinly-veiled criticism disguised as simply deplorable humor.

"Hey, can you go get my PlayStation 4?"
"What's a PlayStation 4?"
"Playing a variety of games like Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, and Mega Man X rather than the blandness that we get on 8th-gen consoles."

What's the best thing about 3DS games?
There are 3 of them.

What's the difference between a Vita and an appendix?
An appendix is cheaper to get rid of.

What's the difference between an Xbox One and a trampoline?
You take your cleats off when you jump on a trampoline.

Why doesn't a Wii U make a good ship?
It doesn't have enough sails.

What is Dr. Light's favorite console?
The Ouya, because it's Android-based.

How do you know if someone is a PC gamer?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why don't "hardcore" gamers ever keep a 3DS or Vita?
Because they don't like having their handheld.

What should you do if you find 6 Xbox Ones in your basement and 3 of them are dead?
Reload.


You sir, win this topic.

What's the difference between Kinect 2.0 and a Male Angler Fish?
The Male Angler Fish has the balls to stick around

Read this if you don't know what's up with the Male Angler Fish
The Male Angler Fish has the balls to stick around
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#35Snow-DustPosted 8/14/2014 10:28:47 PM
What's the most wanted game in this generation for each platform
Zelda Wind Waker Remastered, The Last Of Us Remastered and Halo Remastered

My kid asked for an xbox one this christmas and boy am I glad he's into cheap old school games

What's an alternate adult site
PS Playroom

Nintendo announced 2014 will not go through the same drought as 2013
They lied, but thank god my body was ready for all this
#36DiscostewSMPosted 8/14/2014 10:44:48 PM
neogeoftw posted...
TC asks for jokes...gets them....complains.


Oh no!

KrazyKremland posted...
The PS4 has worthwhile games.


Oh no!

Nice_Kirbyfan9 posted...
What did the cowboy say to the Wii U in January 2013?

http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/186741/At_57K_sold_Wii_Us_January_performance_is_historically_abysmal.php


Oh no!

imamelia posted...
What is Dr. Light's favorite console?
The Ouya, because it's Android-based.


Ouya!!
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#37spartansbrotherPosted 8/14/2014 10:51:52 PM
Man being held hostage by ps4/wii u/xbone games

http://i.imgur.com/QXbDLfu.jpg
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#38SetzeraPosted 8/15/2014 12:14:37 AM
I unfortunately don't think I have anything to contribute, but I'll try anyways.

An Xbone tried to call up it's PS4 and Wii U friends, for advice on how to deal with it's older relative, the 360. The 360 had a drug problem, kept spending it's life getting strung out on RROD..

But it had a paywall phone
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#39Nice_Kirbyfan9Posted 8/15/2014 7:46:32 AM
bump
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