A near-death fall can be treated in a matter of seconds by popping your thumb back in its socket.
Alternatively, you can rip a bullet out of your wrist *with your teeth* if you happen to strike a tree going 60 MPH.
Stretchers, resuscitations and ambulance rides are overrated. We just need a good set of chompers and some wheels. --- "...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand. "
^this but I am assuming you mean stab proof and not bullet proof kevlar
injecting drugs can make your bullets do more damage
tiger bites/2nd degree burns from a flamethrower/machete wounds on the shoulder or neck can all be fixed by digging a bullet out with a stick
Always read the fine print when dealing with someone named Buck
Don't trust DJs named Doug.
pirates/privateers will think the rebels are just ****ing with them by killing off every other guard at an outpost
if you are scared, get high, then you won't be as scared.
you may have a body count in triple digits, killed humans in sadistic and horrible ways but carving up that deer...EWWWW.
people with give you guns for free as long as you fix their radios. --- HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine. You: Maybe later.. HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"