Things we learn from Far Cry 3

#11FatalX7Posted 1/14/2013 4:52:50 PM
You can swim in one foot of water.
#12weapon_d00d816Posted 1/14/2013 5:26:54 PM
You can fire left-handed weapons without fear of a hot shell casing going down your shirt.
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#13mrmontiePosted 1/14/2013 6:01:09 PM
A single caged tiger can take out a fortified encampment of trained and heavily armed soldiers in seconds.
#14Creeping_DarkPosted 1/14/2013 6:05:10 PM
Killing innocent civilians is reasonable grounds for seppuku, whether you like it or not.
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#15OnePolishGuyPosted 1/14/2013 6:15:30 PM(edited)
OnePolishGuy posted...
A near-death fall can be treated in a matter of seconds by popping your thumb back in its socket.


Alternatively, you can rip a bullet out of your wrist *with your teeth* if you happen to strike a tree going 60 MPH.

Stretchers, resuscitations and ambulance rides are overrated. We just need a good set of chompers and some wheels.
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#16cookieboy70Posted 1/14/2013 6:15:29 PM
Always wear ******* kevlar during sex.
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#17Master_SarnathPosted 1/14/2013 6:47:08 PM(edited)
Rakyat soldiers have the bullets and nothing to be afraid of.
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#18Geno146Posted 1/14/2013 6:48:53 PM
Running over sharks with a jet ski is the best hunting method.
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#19Knux58Posted 1/14/2013 6:59:23 PM
Sharks.
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#20BrokenTuskPosted 1/14/2013 8:00:46 PM
cookieboy70 posted...
Always wear ******* kevlar during sex.


^this but I am assuming you mean stab proof and not bullet proof kevlar

injecting drugs can make your bullets do more damage

tiger bites/2nd degree burns from a flamethrower/machete wounds on the shoulder or neck can all be fixed by digging a bullet out with a stick

Always read the fine print when dealing with someone named Buck

Don't trust DJs named Doug.

pirates/privateers will think the rebels are just ****ing with them by killing off every other guard at an outpost

if you are scared, get high, then you won't be as scared.

you may have a body count in triple digits, killed humans in sadistic and horrible ways but carving up that deer...EWWWW.

people with give you guns for free as long as you fix their radios.
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