xBl1tzkri3gxPosted 1/14/2013 9:39:46 PM | Tattoos give you many skills such as killing better, reloading faster, getting more than one skin off of one dead animal, hold your breath under water longer etc.
Pirates/privateers can pinpoint your exact location if you miss hitting them with a silenced gun
People hate sharks and crocodiles
Cassowaries are mean
The Rakayat like hunting dogs with rpgs (hunting mission)
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XBL: Assassino Bl1tz
PSN: AssassinoBl1tz |
drewpot2001Posted 1/14/2013 10:16:37 PM | I've learned that this one guy is the man, apparently. |
BrokenTuskPosted 1/14/2013 11:33:37 PM | and that it was all him
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HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine. You: Maybe later..
HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!" |
GoldenSWarriorsPosted 1/15/2013 12:36:31 AM | and that he had the bullets
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GT: F3rocious Panda |
BeefEasterPosted 1/15/2013 12:53:08 AM | falling off a two foot tall rock can almost kill you but crashing a hang glider in to a bear at 60 mph is harmless |
BigBee2005Posted 1/15/2013 2:56:18 AM | Putting a whole SMG magazine into a large cat may not be sufficient to stop it.
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XBL Headwind PSN Headwindz |
Big_Ed_MustaphaPosted 1/15/2013 3:45:56 AM | Dont pin the tail on Keith
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King of the evil/normal monkeys who are now mostly normal but flesh eating while frowned upon is not entirely rare |
Duh_Bad_GuyPosted 1/15/2013 4:32:47 AM | Two things.
1. Use a rubbah.
2. It takes 9 head shots to kill a tiger.
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"An eye for an eye ass wipe. A toof, for a gotdamn toof." -Buffalo Soldier |
eratas123Posted 1/15/2013 5:52:50 AM | T-shirts make better armor than tactical suits and kevlar. |
fredw1019Posted 1/15/2013 7:17:13 AM | ...that everyone carries ak-47 ammo...just in case....
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gamertag - fredBnice
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world....." |
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