that you can drive a car off a cliff, get out of the car while being on fire, run into the water to put it out and get grabbed by a crocodile, and still be okay but jump 5ft with wingsuit deployed and a faceplant will kill you.
that if you are driving a quad and it rolls over on you you will be fine.
Jason has the strength of a Spartan (or vice versa) and can flip a truck all by himself.
you can recover from getting your throat slit or neck stabbed but only if a team shoots you full of drugs --- HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine. You: Maybe later.. HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"
#32opiPosted 1/19/2013 9:13:36 AM
plant leaves are bulletproof.
you get the perfect shot, all lined up, then BLAM! miss. cause the plant leaf blew in the way. what's it made out of? --- GT: The DaddyDoodle
#33kane105Posted 1/19/2013 12:27:45 PM
Drugs and tattoos are all you need to wage a one man war. No experience necessary. Also using drugs gives you prophetic dreams about people and events. --- The Outsider walks among us
#34Laylow12Posted 1/19/2013 1:13:51 PM
You can be a dumb ass and not buy this game day one, then have to run out to the store later on, buy the game and miss out on Pre-order bonuses. --- The Queen of Light took her bow, and then she turned to go. The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom, and walked the night alone.-Battle of Evermore/Zeppelin
#35gOwCoD4Posted 1/19/2013 1:17:18 PM
Being a Hypochondriac helps you out in the long run (Jason must have a REALLY sore arm from all those needles he takes) --- People really need to stop complaining about the inclusion of online passes...
#36thisawesomedudePosted 1/19/2013 2:33:51 PM
Don't play poker with a slave trader.
Taking a shot of sambuca on an island is the best way to prepare for the worse. --- Wolfman Jack says this is a signature baby!
#37DARKSTAR6195Posted 1/19/2013 4:26:18 PM
Komodo Dragons are NOT to be trusted...
#38Joe_CobbsPosted 1/19/2013 6:41:48 PM
Flamethrowers effective range is right at your feet.
#39nyte_blaydePosted 1/19/2013 8:44:40 PM
Running into a weed field you're stealthily trying to blow up while yelling "BLITZKRIEG" always works --- The Official Yuna of the Dissidia 012 Duodecim boards :D PSN: XWintersHowlX
#40eratas123Posted 1/19/2013 8:59:11 PM
All poker players have the same accent and annoying voice.