Things we learn from Far Cry 3
that you can drive a car off a cliff, get out of the car while being on fire, run into the water to put it out and get grabbed by a crocodile, and still be okay but jump 5ft with wingsuit deployed and a faceplant will kill you.
that if you are driving a quad and it rolls over on you you will be fine.
Jason has the strength of a Spartan (or vice versa) and can flip a truck all by himself.
you can recover from getting your throat slit or neck stabbed but only if a team shoots you full of drugs
HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine. You: Maybe later..
HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"
plant leaves are bulletproof.
you get the perfect shot, all lined up, then BLAM! miss. cause the plant leaf blew in the way. what's it made out of?
GT: The DaddyDoodle
Drugs and tattoos are all you need to wage a one man war. No experience necessary. Also using drugs gives you prophetic dreams about people and events.
The Outsider walks among us
You can be a dumb ass and not buy this game day one, then have to run out to the store later on, buy the game and miss out on Pre-order bonuses.
The Queen of Light took her bow, and then she turned to go.
The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom, and walked the night alone.-Battle of Evermore/Zeppelin
Being a Hypochondriac helps you out in the long run (Jason must have a REALLY sore arm from all those needles he takes)
People really need to stop complaining about the inclusion of online passes...
Don't play poker with a slave trader.
Taking a shot of sambuca on an island is the best way to prepare for the worse.
Wolfman Jack says this is a signature baby!
Komodo Dragons are NOT to be trusted...
Flamethrowers effective range is right at your feet.
Running into a weed field you're stealthily trying to blow up while yelling "BLITZKRIEG" always works
The Official Yuna of the Dissidia 012 Duodecim boards :D
All poker players have the same accent and annoying voice.