that you can drive a car off a cliff, get out of the car while being on fire, run into the water to put it out and get grabbed by a crocodile, and still be okay but jump 5ft with wingsuit deployed and a faceplant will kill you.
that if you are driving a quad and it rolls over on you you will be fine.
Jason has the strength of a Spartan (or vice versa) and can flip a truck all by himself.
you can recover from getting your throat slit or neck stabbed but only if a team shoots you full of drugs --- HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine. You: Maybe later.. HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"
You can be a dumb ass and not buy this game day one, then have to run out to the store later on, buy the game and miss out on Pre-order bonuses. --- The Queen of Light took her bow, and then she turned to go. The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom, and walked the night alone.-Battle of Evermore/Zeppelin
Being a Hypochondriac helps you out in the long run (Jason must have a REALLY sore arm from all those needles he takes) --- People really need to stop complaining about the inclusion of online passes...