So has Chief...

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3 years ago#1
Never had sex? Raised from birth to be a warrior, never a chance to find true love. He must be pretty pissed that he can't even get it on with Cortana.
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3 years ago#2
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..........I'm going back to Halo 9
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3 years ago#3
Spartans have their sex drive removed. So, he probably doesn't care.
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3 years ago#4
Why the f*** did Halo get any sequels? Terrible stuff.
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3 years ago#5
baseball7000 posted...
Spartans have their sex drive removed. So, he probably doesn't care.

Isn't that a bit sad though, sir? The savior of the Galaxy can't even get a girlfriend. Cortana can't do everything.
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3 years ago#6

From: baseball7000 | Posted: 4/18/2012 12:05:41 AM | #003
Spartans have their sex drive removed. So, he probably doesn't care.


But what about love?
He does have a heart, right?
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3 years ago#7

From: Le_Derpstick | #004
Why the f*** did Halo get any sequels? Terrible stuff.


Extic, stop trolling the Halo board.

From: SoberCleanLady | #005
The savior of the Galaxy can't even get a girlfriend. Cortana can't do everything.


That might have to do with the fact that she doesn't have a physical body.

From: Firemaster5 | #006
But what about love?
He does have a heart, right?


Probably.
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3 years ago#8
baseball7000 posted...
That might have to do with the fact that she doesn't have a physical body.

But what if they gave her one? Certainly she could perform up to the task, broseidon.
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3 years ago#9
baseball7000 posted...
From: Le_Derpstick | #004
Why the f*** did Halo get any sequels? Terrible stuff.
Extic, stop trolling the Halo board.


Extic, trolling?
What blasphemy do you suggest?
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3 years ago#10
He'd probably kill a girl if he tried to pound her
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