Sorry to disappoint you. I was actually surprised at how fast the install was only took like 5min and had all those pretty pics to entertain me. And how nice of Microsoft to include a 14 day gold trial.
You say you aren't trolling. Then you post that. I don't believe you. --- I do not aim with my hand, I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand, I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun, I kill with my heart.