Why is Cortana naked?

#11BeidhaPosted 11/13/2012 4:23:37 PM
abbeldydoo posted...
Hell with it.I'm getting naked.


Now it's a party!
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#12Strudel123Posted 11/13/2012 4:24:13 PM
Because 343 wanted me to have to play uncomfortably with an erection. Damn them.
#13SterlingFox(Topic Creator)Posted 11/13/2012 4:25:09 PM(edited)
Beidha posted...
The better question is why aren't you naked?


I'm playing Halo 4 right now.

Of course I'm naked.
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#14BeidhaPosted 11/13/2012 4:25:32 PM
SterlingFox posted...
Beidha posted...
The better question is why aren't you naked?


I am. But if I had the choice to either be naked right now or look like a WWII fighter pilot, well... the choice is obvious.


I see your point, but respectfully disagree. Nudity is where it's at.
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#15AyumiSqueezetoyPosted 11/13/2012 4:26:06 PM
he's a newer AI. When Cortana was made, they didn't have the ability.
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#16ZemataPosted 11/13/2012 4:28:56 PM
pshaw, she should be even nakeder
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#17ChokeStanPosted 11/13/2012 4:30:04 PM
SterlingFox posted...
Beidha posted...
The better question is why aren't you naked?


I'm playing Halo 4 right now.

Of course I'm naked.


Nice.
#18ReploidAXZPosted 11/13/2012 4:30:54 PM
Because it takes very little to hold the attention of men, and any form of nakedity works 99% of the time.
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#19StankymooPosted 11/13/2012 4:31:17 PM
She's not naked. She's wearing body paint. :D
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#20AthenovPosted 11/13/2012 4:35:07 PM
i wish i was an ai. that way i would choose a big ass bush between my legs.