Why is Cortana naked?

#21AyumiSqueezetoyPosted 11/13/2012 4:36:21 PM
Athenov posted...
i wish i was an ai. that way i would choose a big ass bush between my legs.


is that "big-ass bush" or "big ass-bush"?
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#22Trinity of DarknessPosted 11/13/2012 4:36:32 PM
Would you prefer she looked like a box, like the ai in the Kilo-5 Trilogy books
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#23PhoenixAssassinPosted 11/13/2012 4:37:27 PM
SterlingFox posted...
The Infinity's AI is wearing like full-on WWII fighter pilot gear with like a bomber jacket and thick pants. So why is Cortana naked if AI clothing is possible?


would you really want that fat dude AI the infinity has to be naked as well?
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#24AyumiSqueezetoyPosted 11/13/2012 4:39:39 PM
SterlingFox posted...
The Infinity's AI is wearing like full-on WWII fighter pilot gear with like a bomber jacket and thick pants


he is naked. it's a horrible skin condition. he would prefer you didn't bring it up.
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#25Velvet_LlamaPosted 11/13/2012 4:40:43 PM
TheWayOfTheGun posted...
Would you rather the Master Chief be naked instead?


Hell yeah! I wanna see dat spartan junk, with full rag doll physics.
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#26brawl4funPosted 11/13/2012 4:41:31 PM
Lionheart Master posted...
Nezu Chiza posted...
Why not?

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#27Maxx_the_SlashPosted 11/13/2012 4:43:00 PM
There are specific features on Cortana's body that aren't shown, which always led me to believe she's not naked, but is wearing what an AI would consider a skin-tight body stocking.

Or, the light blue is her "skin" and the darker blue is clothes.
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#28SterlingFox(Topic Creator)Posted 11/13/2012 4:43:58 PM
I dunno guy. If you're able to choose your appearance as an AI, then I'd choose a naked guy with like 15 inch manhood dangling between his legs.

Or I'd choose to be a foot-tall phallic symbol. Maybe switch off between the two just to freak people out.
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#29AyumiSqueezetoyPosted 11/13/2012 4:44:42 PM
SterlingFox posted...
I dunno guy. If you're able to choose your appearance as an AI, then I'd choose a naked guy with like 15 inch manhood dangling between his legs.


I wouldn't. Why would I want my AI to be a downgrade?
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#30ServarePosted 11/13/2012 4:44:57 PM
AyumiSqueezetoy posted...
Athenov posted...
i wish i was an ai. that way i would choose a big ass bush between my legs.


is that "big-ass bush" or "big ass-bush"?


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