Why wasn't John Halo in Halo Reach?

#101Wedge110Posted 11/20/2012 11:32:37 AM
jesterj7 posted...
why did john halo choose to be an action figure instead of playing basketball hero?

he's like 8ft tall and can jump 10ft in the air. he could dunk so easy...


He tried, but he was outplayed by Air Bud who secretly received training and alien technology from Agent J.
#102jesterj7Posted 11/20/2012 11:58:28 AM(edited)
Wedge110 posted...
jesterj7 posted...
why did john halo choose to be an action figure instead of playing basketball hero?

he's like 8ft tall and can jump 10ft in the air. he could dunk so easy...


He tried, but he was outplayed by Air Bud who secretly received training and alien technology from Agent J.


John Halo's teammate was Tony the Tiger, which with teamwork, is better than Air Bud alone. I knew Air Bud was good, but could John Halo not stand being 2nd best and became an action figure?

Also why was Agent J so selfish as to not give John Halo the noisy cricket to defend earth from Magneto Halo?
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#103demonicshockPosted 11/21/2012 8:21:52 AM
still hilarious to read all of this
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#104fiasco86Posted 11/21/2012 1:58:25 PM
jesterj7 posted...
Wedge110 posted...
jesterj7 posted...
why did john halo choose to be an action figure instead of playing basketball hero?

he's like 8ft tall and can jump 10ft in the air. he could dunk so easy...


He tried, but he was outplayed by Air Bud who secretly received training and alien technology from Agent J.


John Halo's teammate was Tony the Tiger, which with teamwork, is better than Air Bud alone. I knew Air Bud was good, but could John Halo not stand being 2nd best and became an action figure?

Also why was Agent J so selfish as to not give John Halo the noisy cricket to defend earth from Magneto Halo?


That wouldn't work. Magneto Halo would just use the force to make John Halo shoot his friend JFK instead.
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#105Valentino16Posted 11/21/2012 2:06:39 PM
xstrudel posted...
thatman6sic6 posted...
Wow topic full of fail... #1 his name is just john not john halo... Same for noble 6 not noble halo... #2 reach was the story of how cortana was recued and put on the piller..#3 reach was dr hasleys( maker of cortana and spartan-2s) base of ops... Cortana was made on reach


...But who was phone?


HellsController posted...
The same reason why Metroid has a gun on his suit.




burst out laughing after reading both of these. I give this topic 11/10
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#106wetbaaaallllssPosted 11/21/2012 2:20:16 PM
You guys forget that Leon Redfield had to give John Halo the emblem key to open Bowser's apartment to save princess Mango
#107KoLdFiReZPosted 11/21/2012 2:27:41 PM
superman wants to punch a hole in this topic
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#108WTF_LOOK_UPPosted 11/21/2012 2:32:32 PM
Get to the Choppa come onnn!!!!!!!!!! o.0
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#109spraynardtatumPosted 11/21/2012 2:33:53 PM
rabidpencil posted...
xstrudel posted...
wesker741 posted...
HellsController posted...
The same reason why Metroid has a gun on his suit.


But Metroid was only in Halo 2 and 3, and in Halo 3 he was player 2.


Metroid wasn't in Halo 2? I believe you're thinking of Tommy Lee Jones


That's not Halo 2, that's Half-Life 2. When you get the Portal gun


The Portal gun is from BioShock bub.
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#110lordgamingtonVPosted 11/21/2012 4:46:20 PM
bLiNdSnIpErZ20 posted...
wesker741 posted...
rabidpencil posted...
The Citadel is part of the Catalyst. And the Reapers made the Citadel. And the Catalyst created the Reapers. Try to pay attention.

Also, a wizard did it.


That's not Halo, that's Star Wars


-_- not sure if you trolling but its actually from mass effect


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