Why wasn't John Halo in Halo Reach?

#111fiasco86Posted 11/21/2012 7:28:29 PM
spraynardtatum posted...
rabidpencil posted...
xstrudel posted...
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HellsController posted...
The same reason why Metroid has a gun on his suit.


But Metroid was only in Halo 2 and 3, and in Halo 3 he was player 2.


Metroid wasn't in Halo 2? I believe you're thinking of Tommy Lee Jones


That's not Halo 2, that's Half-Life 2. When you get the Portal gun


The Portal gun is from BioShock bub.


Oh, right. It's the BFG that's from Half-Life 2.
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#112xstrudelPosted 11/21/2012 8:00:03 PM
Man, sometimes I think to myself, where did social networking go after the pigcops invaded the first taco, you know where all the mongols live.
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There was this one time the Turians tried to wipe out our entire race. That was fun.
#113xnxbxaxPosted 11/21/2012 8:25:33 PM
RIP Arbiter


Halo 5 is the story about how John Halo makes up for his sin of throwing Arbiter down the elevator shaft.

Died too young I craied every time.
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#114jesterj7Posted 11/21/2012 9:45:20 PM
KoLdFiReZ posted...
superman wants to punch a hole in this topic


but John Halo would block the punch and rip Superdolls arm off and feed him to the Kraken. Out of respect for Sukperman being a fellow action figure, John Halo would cook him his last meal before doing so. It's only logical since he is a master chef.
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#115big4n7Posted 11/22/2012 1:31:16 AM
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#116big4n7Posted 11/22/2012 1:37:29 AM
seems this topic is suffering from rectal cranial inversion
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#117HeadneckPosted 11/22/2012 5:20:13 AM
Nah. This is the one with medicated bios and diddat. They created rapture so the floor runners would have a place to study the sangrias. The profits didn't want the sangrias to be friends with john halo but some of the sangrias were like he's pretty cool and then they were friends to fight the profits.
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#118Blade_Of_IcePosted 11/22/2012 5:27:19 AM
lol read topic title and noticed there was 117 post, I HAD TO RUIN THAT!
#119styphontPosted 11/22/2012 5:47:26 AM
Because he was busy fighting the covenant on earth after he crashed the pullar or autumn into it.
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