Ok so two junkies are hanging out doing some heroine with a shared needle when the first junkie says to the second junkie "hey can't we get Aids from this?" to which the second junkie replys " don't worry, I'm wearing a condom" --- The world requires no audience, no witnesses, no witnesses! GT: Sociopathix msg first if your gonna add please
There was a fish swimming up-stream, that stopped to wade in a small side-pool. 6 inches above the pool of water, the fish noticed a fly, lazily buzzing about. The fish thought, "Hmm..if only that fly would drop six inches to the surface of the water, I could have myself a nice snack."
Well what that fish didn't know, was that by the side of the small pool was a feral pussycat. The cat was watching the fish, who was watching the fly, thinking, "If that fly drops six inches, that fish is going lunge to the top of the pool, and I can reach down and grasp my claws into it for a good meal."
Unfortunately for the cat, in the tall-grass behind it awaited the coyote. The Coyote was watching the cat, watch the fish, watch the fly, and thinking if it acts quick enough it can snatch that cat for a nice dinner. But the coyote was not the top dog, there in the woods waited the hunter, watching that coyote, watch the cat, watch the fish, watching the fly; thinking I could have myself a nice fur hat if I shoot that coyote immediately when it peeks out of the grass.
Then it all happens, the insect tires. The fly drops six inches, the fish zooms to the top of the pool, meanwhile the coyote lunges for the cat, the hunter shoots at the coyote, and the pussycat started by all the action falls into the water.
Moral of the story: When a fly drops six inches, pussycat gets wet.