A mother and her two young kids are driving on the highway behind a garbage truck when a (sex toy that rhymes with bilbo) lands on the windshield of their car. the mother is embarassed so she quickly tries to hide it by saying "my what a large insect that was!" little Johnny in the back seat pipes up " heck yeah im suprised it could even fly with a **** that big!."
(stupid censor crap, if you cant figure the words out I'll pm you.)
This lady goes to a sporting goods store to buy her husband a fishing pole for Christmas.
The clerk is a blind man behind the counter and asks how he may help her. She's reluctant to at first figuring that since he is blind he wouldn't know about the pole.
He tells her that all she has to do is drop the the fishing pole on the counter and he can tell her alla bout it. She drops the pole on the counter and the clerk says, "That's the 6 foot gaphite by Cabela. It's on sale this week, too! 20 dollars!"
The woman doesn't believe what happend and drops her purse in surprise. When she bends over to pick it up she lets one go and she's embarassed, but figures what the hell he's blind he won't know it was her.
The clerk then rings her up and tells her that the total is 35 dollars. The woman gasps and says to him, "35 dollars? I thought you said the pole was on sale for 20!"
In which the clerk replies, "It is. But, the duck call is $15."
"I want to see more of Lugoves' posts. That *%$# cracks me up." - mrvercetti
You can shove your f n code up ur ass, i dont want it anymore.
I'm way f*cking calmer that you.
Lol, I think you may be in the lead. Wait...we're you being serious?
So uh...not to doubt you or anything but are you looking at the actual submissions? Or are you too immersed in the argument? Also, when will you be picking a winner?
I'm reading everything. Their are a few in the lead. This is going well but it's only a matter of time before a mod comes and breaks up the fun so I'm thinking about giving the code out tomorrow. Do something nice for someone on turkey day.
I'm actually going to play some Xbox for a bit. Keep posting and I will check in on it before I go to sleep.