Ok I decided what I'm doing with the locus helmet code. CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

#71Viper_XLTPosted 11/21/2012 8:20:48 PM
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#72BoxTheMuppet(Topic Creator)Posted 11/21/2012 8:30:31 PM
ssj_goku921 posted...
BoxTheMuppet posted...
Mander1861 posted...
zaingasm posted...
A man walks into a bar, and slowly tears his family apart by excessive drinking



That's it.


Got my vote.


Wouldn't it be funny if i didn't have a code?



Let's be honest, the biggest joke here is the size of your penis.


I know it's bulky but I consider it "carry on" when I fly.
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#73ptreemf12Posted 11/21/2012 8:33:18 PM
Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's Round Table?

*spoilers*


Sir Cumference!



*leaves ashamed of self*
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#74BoxTheMuppet(Topic Creator)Posted 11/21/2012 8:51:08 PM
Bump
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#75FinaliizePosted 11/21/2012 8:52:34 PM
What's funnier than a dead baby


- A dead baby in a clown suit
#76SociopathixPosted 11/21/2012 9:04:33 PM
A guy walks into the bathroom and sees a very small man taking a leak. The little man looks at him and says "Hi! I'm a leprechaun! And because I like you, I'm going to grant you three wishes."

The man thinks for a moment and then says "I'd like a beautiful house."

"Granted. When you return home, you will have a gorgeous mansion."

"Great! Now I'd like a beautiful woman."

"Granted. When you return home, you will find a woman so amazing you will never look at another woman again."

"And I would love to have a huge d***."

"For that, you'll have to let me screw you in the a**."

The man hesitates, but since he wants a huge d***, he consents. As they're going at it, the man says "I can't believe I'm letting a leprechaun screw me in the a**!"

The little man says "I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun."
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#77BoxTheMuppet(Topic Creator)Posted 11/21/2012 9:23:28 PM
Bump
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#78BlackphantPosted 11/21/2012 10:10:08 PM
There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in.

The first man in line started telling his story, ''Well, Peter, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn't find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn't kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am.''

The next man came up and started his story. ''St. Peter, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought 'Please God spare my life' and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I'm here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me.''

It was now the third guy's turn to start his story. ''Well, Peter, just picture this. I'm hiding butt naked in this married chick's refrigerator....."
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#79LawlerlawlPosted 11/21/2012 11:07:00 PM
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.


What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.


Why was the girl scared?

Because there was a frog stapled to her face.




Some of my favorites.
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#80Perfec7__Posted 11/21/2012 11:14:21 PM
What's the difference between a baby and a rock?

You can't **** a rock.
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