Ok I decided what I'm doing with the locus helmet code. CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

#81siccest559Posted 11/22/2012 12:24:45 AM
So you know the part on Halo 4's campaign, where Del Rio tells chief to "Surrender that AI?" Well Imagine Master Chief eating a bag of doritos and he is down to the last chip, and he is slowly going to put it in his mouth, then it goes straight to that part where Del Rio says "GIVE ME THAT CHIP"

Now to the jokes....

Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating...

I almost had a three some last night, i all i needed was 2 more girls...

Well thats all for now, I guess ill take my break, if i come up with more i post another one.
So stay tuned, We'll be White Black after these Mexicans!
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#82MegaBeast07Posted 11/22/2012 12:29:39 AM
all my jokes are too dirty to post here
GT-DeathDealer 78 The "L" is an uppercase i
#83dearestnightPosted 11/22/2012 12:47:38 AM

The joke has no words, yet shook the world.
#84club_odstPosted 11/22/2012 1:01:26 AM
A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving?

The cop.
#85Mumble_Posted 11/22/2012 1:13:47 AM(edited)
Give me the code before I box your muppet.

Eh, eh? How do you like that one?

Unce unce unce wub wub wub woop woop
#86Frost_LASERPosted 11/22/2012 1:34:54 AM
Wort Wort Wort.
#87Tiny5thPosted 11/22/2012 2:05:25 AM
Sod it I'll throw in with an old one

Police officer is patrolling through soho when he spots a young boy wandering around.

P: "What are you doing out here at this time son?
B: "I want to find a prostitute so I can get a disease.
P: "Why of all reasons would you want a disease?
B: "So I can f*** the maid and give her the disease
P: "Why do you want the maid to have it?
B: "Because then she'll f*** my dad and give him it.
P: "And why dio you want him to have it?
B: "Because then he'll f*** my mum and give it to her.
P: "What has you mother done to deserve this?
B: "Because then she'll f*** the gardener and give him the disease.
P: "And why him?
B: "Because he's the f***ing b*****d that killed my frog."
Message likely typed from phone, please excuse errors.
GT: Tiny5th PSN: Aethergoggles
#88BoxTheMuppet(Topic Creator)Posted 11/22/2012 4:49:57 AM
MegaBeast07 posted...
all my jokes are too dirty to post here

Pm me the jokes. I don't want anyone getting modded.
#1 at absolutely nothing!
#89jpraelsterPosted 11/22/2012 4:56:22 AM
BoxTheMuppet posted...
MegaBeast07 posted...
all my jokes are too dirty to post here

Pm me the jokes. I don't want anyone getting modded.

I guess my joke wasnt funny enough :(
#90KakkayPosted 11/22/2012 5:12:50 AM
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apparent reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."
Warning: The above post may contain sarcasm.
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