Ok I decided what I'm doing with the locus helmet code. CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

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User Info: BoxTheMuppet

BoxTheMuppet
4 years ago#91
jpraelster posted...
BoxTheMuppet posted...
MegaBeast07 posted...
all my jokes are too dirty to post here


Pm me the jokes. I don't want anyone getting modded.


I guess my joke wasnt funny enough :(


I'm going to pick a winner later today.
#1 at absolutely nothing!

User Info: chubs2000

chubs2000
4 years ago#92
A blonde a redhead and a brunette are running from the cops and run into a barn and find potato sacks. They hide in the potato sacks. When the cops come into the barn they kick the redheads potato sack and the redhead says "meow" so the cops think she is a cat. Then they kick the brunettes potato sack and she says "woof" so they think she is a dog. Then the cops kick the blondes potato sack and she yells "POTATO!!!!"

User Info: Cyanocitta

Cyanocitta
4 years ago#93
Are dogs and cats usually tied up in potato sacks in barns?

User Info: BoxTheMuppet

BoxTheMuppet
4 years ago#94
Cyanocitta posted...
Are dogs and cats usually tied up in potato sacks in barns?


Warning! All jokes are not rooted in reality. Some disbelief may have to be suspended.
#1 at absolutely nothing!

User Info: Cyanocitta

Cyanocitta
4 years ago#95
Yeah, I understand what a joke is...that one just doesn't make enough sense to be humorous.

User Info: thegeekguy

thegeekguy
4 years ago#96
a bear walks into a library. He proceeds to the front desk and asks the librarian to find some books. he asks "can i get a book on hibernation, a map of alaska, and uh..........um......a......a........er.............................uhhhhhhhhhh.................................ah..........hmm....................a........uhhh...............oh, a salmon cookbook please." then the librarian says "Why the big pause(paws)?!"

User Info: faxmachne

faxmachne
4 years ago#97
I am going to PM you a joke
Thanks to the guy who blabbed on my old one

User Info: DarkBlademaster

DarkBlademaster
4 years ago#98
Glenn Beck.
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User Info: Mista_M

Mista_M
4 years ago#99
What is green, slimy, and smells like pork?











....kermit the frogs finger

User Info: DjSparx162

DjSparx162
4 years ago#100
long winded one

a scotsman, irishman and an englishman are taking a balloon ride, they start to drop. to keep their height they decide to throw some things overboard, the englishman throws an apple over the side, the scotsman throws an orange over the side and the irishman throws a grenade over the side.

when they land they see three young boys, 2 are crying one is laughing, the englishman goes up to one of the crying boys and says
'whats wrong?'
the boy replies
'i farted and an apple hit me on the head!'
the scotsman goes up to the other crying boy and asks the same he replies
'i farted and an Orange hit me on the head!'
The Irishman goes up to the laughing boy and says
'whats so funny?'
the boy replies
'i farted and my house blew up!'
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