Ok I decided what I'm doing with the locus helmet code. CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

#91BoxTheMuppet(Topic Creator)Posted 11/22/2012 4:19:35 AM
jpraelster posted...
BoxTheMuppet posted...
MegaBeast07 posted...
all my jokes are too dirty to post here


Pm me the jokes. I don't want anyone getting modded.


I guess my joke wasnt funny enough :(


I'm going to pick a winner later today.
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#92chubs2000Posted 11/22/2012 6:19:59 AM
A blonde a redhead and a brunette are running from the cops and run into a barn and find potato sacks. They hide in the potato sacks. When the cops come into the barn they kick the redheads potato sack and the redhead says "meow" so the cops think she is a cat. Then they kick the brunettes potato sack and she says "woof" so they think she is a dog. Then the cops kick the blondes potato sack and she yells "POTATO!!!!"
#93CyanocittaPosted 11/22/2012 6:23:47 AM
Are dogs and cats usually tied up in potato sacks in barns?
#94BoxTheMuppet(Topic Creator)Posted 11/22/2012 8:01:58 AM
Cyanocitta posted...
Are dogs and cats usually tied up in potato sacks in barns?


Warning! All jokes are not rooted in reality. Some disbelief may have to be suspended.
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#95CyanocittaPosted 11/22/2012 8:07:36 AM
Yeah, I understand what a joke is...that one just doesn't make enough sense to be humorous.
#96thegeekguyPosted 11/22/2012 8:12:49 AM
a bear walks into a library. He proceeds to the front desk and asks the librarian to find some books. he asks "can i get a book on hibernation, a map of alaska, and uh..........um......a......a........er.............................uhhhhhhhhhh.................................ah..........hmm....................a........uhhh...............oh, a salmon cookbook please." then the librarian says "Why the big pause(paws)?!"
#97faxmachnePosted 11/22/2012 8:16:41 AM
I am going to PM you a joke
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Thanks to the guy who blabbed on my old one
#98DarkBlademasterPosted 11/22/2012 8:21:11 AM
Glenn Beck.
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#99Mista_MPosted 11/22/2012 8:35:25 AM
What is green, slimy, and smells like pork?











....kermit the frogs finger
#100DjSparx162Posted 11/22/2012 8:45:28 AM
long winded one

a scotsman, irishman and an englishman are taking a balloon ride, they start to drop. to keep their height they decide to throw some things overboard, the englishman throws an apple over the side, the scotsman throws an orange over the side and the irishman throws a grenade over the side.

when they land they see three young boys, 2 are crying one is laughing, the englishman goes up to one of the crying boys and says
'whats wrong?'
the boy replies
'i farted and an apple hit me on the head!'
the scotsman goes up to the other crying boy and asks the same he replies
'i farted and an Orange hit me on the head!'
The Irishman goes up to the laughing boy and says
'whats so funny?'
the boy replies
'i farted and my house blew up!'