I'll do that as soon as I start getting paid to post the news. Until you do that, no. You don't get to make requests on my demeanor.
If you want to see playlist announcements with faked enthusiasm and writing with jokes that are (believe it or not) worse than mine, go to the waypoint. --- Underwater Spartans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djp5dtz02eQ&feature=plcp