"I broke the ice...by asking her to date me" hmm so you jumped off the cliff and used an incredible axe kick to break through the ice and reached the sunken pirate treasure below in one fell swoop. Bravo
edit: watch this to learn how to do a proper haiku http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXr2uJi3k-g
Rainbow Dash is best pony. The only argument I will accept is for Twilight Sparkle.