Mountain Dew Game Fuel has increased my K/D.

#1eastgotenksPosted 12/3/2012 11:13:34 AM
I use to be just an average Joe sitting at .96 K/D. But ever since I started drinking Mountain Dew Game Fuel, My K/D has jumped to 1.55 and rises every time I buy another 12 pack of Game Fuel.

So go out and buy some Mountain Dew Game Fuel if you want to be a pro like me.
#2Alex_SagePosted 12/3/2012 11:14:43 AM
I pray to the lord baby jesus before every match. Since I started doing that my K/D spread has increased from .6 to 1.6. A whole 1.0!
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#3Caolan_2k9Posted 12/3/2012 11:14:57 AM
The funny thing is, if this were an ad on television, you know idiots would buy it.
#4demonicshockPosted 12/3/2012 11:15:26 AM
Alex_Sage posted...
I pray to the lord baby jesus before every match. Since I started doing that my K/D spread has increased from .6 to 1.6. A whole 1.0!


Baby Jesus works in mysterious unrealistic ways.
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#5Ultima_WraithPosted 12/3/2012 11:16:07 AM
Alex_Sage posted...
I pray to the lord baby jesus before every match. Since I started doing that my K/D spread has increased from .6 to 1.6. A whole 1.0!


Try offering a sacrifice to satan, that 6.66 K/D ratio is niiiiice.
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#6DSquariusPosted 12/3/2012 11:16:23 AM
So there IS a direct correlation between k/d ratio and diabetes.
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#7HellsControllerPosted 12/3/2012 11:16:26 AM
$5.99?!
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#8eastgotenks(Topic Creator)Posted 12/3/2012 1:05:21 PM
1.56 now. Game Fuel has put me above the common rabble.