THIS!!! just made me laugh so freaking much. I like the idea a lot. But in all seriousness, just remember what happens when that happens to you, and your ordinance is stolen. Or when that awesome teammate protects your ordinance.
Let him grow a pair, this game is for adult, not for kid, rated M for Mature. Every damn children cry for such random reason... they cry, then forget about it and life is happy again. So don't feel too bad about it, you didn't even do it on purpose.