Can't believe my brain dead "teammates" are going to skunk them. I run back to one of our bases and begin peppering the defenders with a suppressor, but the attackers are even more stupid and can't capitalize on the situation. Victory.
Two people on the opposing team quit while the new game is loading. My "team" quickly captures two territories. By the time I grab the wraith, the third is already taken.
I'm tired of getting matched up with posers who don't know how to play objective.
These people were almost as bad as extractors and people who try to win at capture the hill.
Newsflash: You earn more experience in Halo 4 the longer you are in a game. In addition to the time bonus, you'll get far more experience and commendation progress for focusing on kills than going for the objective. The only time you want to quick score is if there's a daily challenge for winning a certain amount of games.
It's funny, the game has been out for over a month and you people still haven't caught on.
Then you see a one thirty like me in a lobby and say I have no life, when in reality, it is you who will spend every day of your existence playing Halo 4 and forever be a lowrank.
In other news, if you want to rank up, stop ****ing quitting.
We now return you to your normally scheduled bickering.
Well unlike you i'm competetive and would rather win a game than rank up. --- 53.8% of statistics are made up.
At first I thought this was a pretty good parody topic, but sadly it turned out to be a troll topic. It's still not a bad effort, but for a substantially less noble cause. --- Is this finally a conundrum that CAN'T be solved by helicopter theft?