KozmonovaPosted 12/24/2012 10:31:47 PM | yo' mama is so old, her last name is 'osaurus'.
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godWhispererPosted 12/24/2012 10:34:19 PM | a guy carries a duck into the kitchen where his wife is standing in front of the sink doing dishes.
"You see this pig? This is the pig I have sex with." the man says.
"That's not a pig," the wife says. "that's a duck."
"I wasn't talking to you." says the guy.
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-what's in my styrofoam? S-Y-R-U-P- |
JackieMoon33Posted 12/24/2012 11:13:39 PM | Two dyslexics rob a bank
"Hands in the air motherstickers, this is a f*** up!" |
Materia-KeeperPosted 12/24/2012 11:43:06 PM | kushahilic posted...''Dyslexic man walks into a bra'' wow, I am Dyslexic and still found that funny. --- TC, I think you're pregnant. You missed too many periods. - Prealienking |
Materia-KeeperPosted 12/24/2012 11:44:19 PM | Here's hoping this doesn't get modded.
"Autism, playing life on hard mode."
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TC, I think you're pregnant. You missed too many periods. - Prealienking |
BlueRunway05Posted 12/24/2012 11:49:17 PM(edited) | There were three blonde girls. One blonde made a wish, "I wish I can be smarter" POOF! she became a red hair girl.
The other blonde made a wish too,"I wish that I would be smarter than that red hair girl." POOF! That blonde became a brunette.
The last blonde girl said, "I wish that I would be smarter than those two girls." POOF! She became a man!
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Water-It's good for you!-- Hard games are fun... Yes, you, Dark Souls. |
JkickitPosted 12/25/2012 12:03:13 AM(edited) | Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl..
and your fat aunt brought the cereal.
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Oh no meng! http://tinyurl.com/bcnp2xk FF XIII/Skyrim = 100% - --- GT: Gears of Wario
Now Playing: Skyrim, PKMN White 2, and PKMN Crystal. |
Blackphant(Topic Creator)Posted 12/27/2012 1:36:28 AM | Keep 'em coming guys
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GT: The Moerae
PSN: TheMoerae |
ssj3bladePosted 12/27/2012 2:01:55 AM | Knock Knock
Who's there
9/11
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget!
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~ ssj3blade || GT = finalfantastica |
ObLiViOnKiD92Posted 12/27/2012 2:48:57 AM | A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
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Gamertag-SkyrimGod92 |
