Locus and Spec code contest!

#11KozmonovaPosted 12/24/2012 10:31:47 PM
yo' mama is so old, her last name is 'osaurus'.
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#12godWhispererPosted 12/24/2012 10:34:19 PM
a guy carries a duck into the kitchen where his wife is standing in front of the sink doing dishes.
"You see this pig? This is the pig I have sex with." the man says.
"That's not a pig," the wife says. "that's a duck."
"I wasn't talking to you." says the guy.
-what's in my styrofoam? S-Y-R-U-P-
#13JackieMoon33Posted 12/24/2012 11:13:39 PM
Two dyslexics rob a bank
"Hands in the air motherstickers, this is a f*** up!"
#14Materia-KeeperPosted 12/24/2012 11:43:06 PM
kushahilic posted...
''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''

wow, I am Dyslexic and still found that funny.
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#15Materia-KeeperPosted 12/24/2012 11:44:19 PM
Here's hoping this doesn't get modded.

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TC, I think you're pregnant. You missed too many periods. - Prealienking
#16BlueRunway05Posted 12/24/2012 11:49:17 PM(edited)
There were three blonde girls. One blonde made a wish, "I wish I can be smarter" POOF! she became a red hair girl.

The other blonde made a wish too,"I wish that I would be smarter than that red hair girl." POOF! That blonde became a brunette.

The last blonde girl said, "I wish that I would be smarter than those two girls." POOF! She became a man!
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#17JkickitPosted 12/25/2012 12:03:13 AM(edited)
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl..
and your fat aunt brought the cereal.
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#18Blackphant(Topic Creator)Posted 12/27/2012 1:36:28 AM
Keep 'em coming guys
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#19ssj3bladePosted 12/27/2012 2:01:55 AM
Knock Knock

Who's there


9/11 who?

You said you'd never forget!
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#20ObLiViOnKiD92Posted 12/27/2012 2:48:57 AM
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"