Halo 4

Yo mamma so fat, she got arrested for having 10 pounds of crack..

butt-crack.
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Oh no meng! http://tinyurl.com/bcnp2xk FF XIII/Skyrim = 100% - --- GT: Gears of Wario
Now Playing: Skyrim, PKMN White 2, and PKMN Crystal.

Less than half a day left to get your entries in!
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PSN: TheMoerae

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.

"Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me."

"I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."

What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches...

What do you call a psychic dwarf who is wanted by the law?

A small medium at large.
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I don't need first aid, Hank, I need you to stop choking me and hitting me with fire extinguishers.
XBox Live Gamertag: Bodaci0usB (the 0 is a zero)

Religion is like a p****... It's fine to have one, and it's fine to be proud of it, but don't pull it out in public and start waving it around, and CERTAINLY don't try to shove it down my child's throat.

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other guy will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad, you’re drunk.”
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YoshiKid
I like girls. But now, it's about justice.

So who wins?

I'll be scoring all these and will pm the winners soon (within the next couple days) with their codes and update the topic with who the winners were.
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GT: The Moerae
PSN: TheMoerae

Sorry it's taken me awhile to score these and send the codes out guys, but here are the winners:

1st Place: ShadowEspoinage

Runner-up: Ashcroft07

PMs have been sent to the winners.

Thank you to everyone who participated, and thank you all for making me laugh.
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GT: The Moerae
PSN: TheMoerae