Map selection takes a long time. People quit. Loading and countdown take longer than they should. Game starts, guy listed last on the other team has -32678 points or something. At the loadout selection screen, I see the vehicles near blue team's spawn bouncing around. Then the game starts and I see we have two Gauss Hogs, on on top of another normal Warthog.
So we take those, and seconds later I see two friendly Scorpions driving by. We jump out to a 300 to 10 lead or something, while my driver just sits around on the outskirts of the map, as if he wants me to get all of my kills by sniping.
Then everything got normal. The teams evened up, the final score was 1000 to 810 or something, and I couldn't get any kills. One time I got Boltshotted while flying around a corner with speed boost on.