This is how you perfect the next Halo.

#1The MeatmanPosted 1/8/2013 1:40:16 PM
No Sprint (So your target can't escape, thus losing your kill)
No Radar (So your target doesn't know you're coming for them)
No abilities
Infinite bullets/clip = no reloading (So you can't whine about your target escaping while you reload)

Power weapons spawn on the map, and consist of:
Sniper (So you can show how pro you are)

Everyone spawns with DMR as primary, BR as secondary.

Reuse maps from Halo: CE to Halo 3. Any new maps and people whine.

Are you reading this 343?
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#2SunDevil77Posted 1/8/2013 1:42:16 PM
No Radar is the only one I have a problem with. Halo has always had the best radar system of all shooters, imo.
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#3CunningedgePosted 1/8/2013 1:43:06 PM
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#4iRGushPosted 1/8/2013 1:46:57 PM
People would never be happy with radar gone. God forbid that people need to learn basic awareness.
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#5ArcGuardPosted 1/8/2013 1:48:07 PM
I honestly am not sure if people will understand that this is sarcasm.
#6ramzariotPosted 1/8/2013 1:48:47 PM
I always have a problem with the word perfect, especially in connection with a game.
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#7ODommPosted 1/8/2013 1:53:02 PM(edited)
The Meatman posted...
No Radar (So your target doesn't know you're coming for them)
Infinite bullets/clip = no reloading (So you can't whine about your target escaping while you reload)
Everyone spawns with DMR as primary, BR as secondary.


I'm baffled by these, specifically the second one.
Even if 343 was reading this, they would laugh at what you've just suggested.

Topic title should be "This is how you kill the next Halo."

I honestly am not sure if people will understand that this is sarcasm.

Sarcasm is hard to determine in a case like this. While some people can think of jokes like these, most people are serious. Unless there is bad grammar, I have to assume they're being serious because I don't have a sense of tone when reading text in most cases.

Just don't use sarcasm like this on the Internet. Say what you mean, stop ****ing around cause if this was supposed to be a joke, it wasn't very funny.

But people trying to be funny by starting something on a vg board is another thing that I don't want to go into.
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#8SunDevil77Posted 1/8/2013 1:52:33 PM
ODomm posted...
The Meatman posted...
No Radar (So your target doesn't know you're coming for them)
Infinite bullets/clip = no reloading (So you can't whine about your target escaping while you reload)
Everyone spawns with DMR as primary, BR as secondary.


I'm baffled by these, specifically the second one.
Even if 343 was reading this, they would laugh at what you've just suggested.

Topic title should be "This is how you kill the next Halo."


It is a toke jopic =P
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#9ODommPosted 1/8/2013 1:53:45 PM
SunDevil77 posted...
ODomm posted...
The Meatman posted...
No Radar (So your target doesn't know you're coming for them)
Infinite bullets/clip = no reloading (So you can't whine about your target escaping while you reload)
Everyone spawns with DMR as primary, BR as secondary.


I'm baffled by these, specifically the second one.
Even if 343 was reading this, they would laugh at what you've just suggested.

Topic title should be "This is how you kill the next Halo."


It is a toke jopic =P


Edited last post, it was hard to tell, honestly... I've seen some stupid people on here.
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#10CorndogburglarPosted 1/8/2013 2:01:01 PM
Anyone taking this seriously should be ashamed of themselves.
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