Master chief needs to get laid

#1SHADOW0106Posted 1/14/2013 2:54:05 AM
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#2Firespray85Posted 1/14/2013 3:13:28 AM
I agree. I was expecting a gratuitous sex scene between him and Palmer but it never came. I was shocked that 343 would leave out something so important.
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#3IamChaChaPosted 1/14/2013 3:26:44 AM
Spartans don't get laid. They get laid out.
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#4WhitbanePosted 1/14/2013 4:09:10 AM
I could do a serious response telling how the Spartan-II injections have suppressed his hormone levels, but nah.

Knowing Master Chief, he's either stuck in his armor, gigantically huge, or miserably small.
#5The_LowlifePosted 1/14/2013 4:35:56 AM
Him, Kelly, and Palmer will get it on in an epic 3-way in Halo 5. Headboards will be obliterated.
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#6SpItShOt0993Posted 1/14/2013 6:51:51 AM
If kelly was still alive that is...
#7Nacht004Posted 1/14/2013 7:09:13 AM
SpItShOt0993 posted...
If kelly was still alive that is...


She is. Read the books brother.

Also yes. Yes he does.
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#8ODommPosted 1/14/2013 7:09:54 AM
SpItShOt0993 posted...
If kelly was still alive that is...


That's irrelevant.
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#9SHADOW0106(Topic Creator)Posted 1/21/2013 3:52:47 AM
The_Lowlife posted...
Him, Kelly, and Palmer will get it on in an epic 3-way in Halo 5. Headboards will be obliterated.


This
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#10Firespray85Posted 1/24/2013 12:46:39 AM
I hope they make that part playable and not just some cut scene. It should be a "press A quickly" function.
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