Master chief needs to get laid

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3 years ago#1
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3 years ago#2
I agree. I was expecting a gratuitous sex scene between him and Palmer but it never came. I was shocked that 343 would leave out something so important.
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3 years ago#3
Spartans don't get laid. They get laid out.
-Covenant Gangbanger
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3 years ago#4
I could do a serious response telling how the Spartan-II injections have suppressed his hormone levels, but nah.

Knowing Master Chief, he's either stuck in his armor, gigantically huge, or miserably small.
3 years ago#5
Him, Kelly, and Palmer will get it on in an epic 3-way in Halo 5. Headboards will be obliterated.
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3 years ago#6
If kelly was still alive that is...
3 years ago#7
SpItShOt0993 posted...
If kelly was still alive that is...


She is. Read the books brother.

Also yes. Yes he does.
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3 years ago#8
SpItShOt0993 posted...
If kelly was still alive that is...


That's irrelevant.
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3 years ago#9
The_Lowlife posted...
Him, Kelly, and Palmer will get it on in an epic 3-way in Halo 5. Headboards will be obliterated.


This
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3 years ago#10
I hope they make that part playable and not just some cut scene. It should be a "press A quickly" function.
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