Master chief needs to get laid

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4 years ago#21
He is known for gettig lucky all the time
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4 years ago#22
Maybe halo 5 will open with him getting laid i hope they don't cop and put it one the books though
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3 years ago#23
Bump
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3 years ago#24
He doesn't need laid. Cortana was in his helmet for a very long time. So he was getting mind banged repeatedly. And you know how AIs can make you feel it all over.
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3 years ago#25
There is also his childhood girlfriend who was in the military during Halo 2.
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3 years ago#26
BIOHAZZARD1 posted...
There is also his childhood girlfriend who was in the military during Halo 2.


As in, when John was six?
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3 years ago#27
From when he was six, yea. He promised to marry her and protect her, etc. Anyway, he runs into her during Halo 2 and considers breaching protocol to tell her he is alive. They fight together in the outskirts of Mobassa, I believe.
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3 years ago#28
forthnback posted...
From when he was six, yea. He promised to marry her and protect her, etc. Anyway, he runs into her during Halo 2 and considers breaching protocol to tell her he is alive. They fight together in the outskirts of Mobassa, I believe.



Funny how he breaches protocol for an AI but not for a person.
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3 years ago#29
Low sex drive means no... side effects? from going too long w/o it.
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3 years ago#30
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