Master chief needs to get laid

#21OLDBOYviciousPosted 1/24/2013 1:38:29 PM
He is known for gettig lucky all the time
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#22SHADOW0106(Topic Creator)Posted 1/25/2013 8:11:39 AM
Maybe halo 5 will open with him getting laid i hope they don't cop and put it one the books though
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#23SHADOW0106(Topic Creator)Posted 1/29/2013 2:27:49 PM
Bump
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#24Materia-KeeperPosted 1/29/2013 2:29:08 PM
He doesn't need laid. Cortana was in his helmet for a very long time. So he was getting mind banged repeatedly. And you know how AIs can make you feel it all over.
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#25biohazard1775Posted 1/29/2013 10:35:12 PM(edited)
There is also his childhood girlfriend who was in the military during Halo 2.
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#26VardinatorPosted 1/29/2013 10:44:35 PM
BIOHAZZARD1 posted...
There is also his childhood girlfriend who was in the military during Halo 2.


As in, when John was six?
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#27forthnbackPosted 1/29/2013 11:02:37 PM
From when he was six, yea. He promised to marry her and protect her, etc. Anyway, he runs into her during Halo 2 and considers breaching protocol to tell her he is alive. They fight together in the outskirts of Mobassa, I believe.
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#28AoENIACPosted 1/29/2013 11:10:23 PM
forthnback posted...
From when he was six, yea. He promised to marry her and protect her, etc. Anyway, he runs into her during Halo 2 and considers breaching protocol to tell her he is alive. They fight together in the outskirts of Mobassa, I believe.



Funny how he breaches protocol for an AI but not for a person.
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#29metroidman92Posted 1/29/2013 11:20:41 PM
Low sex drive means no... side effects? from going too long w/o it.
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#30SHADOW0106(Topic Creator)Posted 2/3/2013 8:52:23 PM
bump
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