Master chief needs to get laid

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3 years ago#31
Wow really? forget the short story, the matchmaking issues, multiplayer shallowness, let's get Master Chief laid? No wonder why gaming is going down the toilet. Damn manchildren.
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3 years ago#32
Stefan1277 posted...
Wow really? forget the short story, the matchmaking issues, multiplayer shallowness, let's get Master Chief laid? No wonder why gaming is going down the toilet. Damn manchildren.


Come on after all the chief has done i think he deserves to get laid
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3 years ago#33
SHADOW0106 posted...
Stefan1277 posted...
Wow really? forget the short story, the matchmaking issues, multiplayer shallowness, let's get Master Chief laid? No wonder why gaming is going down the toilet. Damn manchildren.


Come on after all the chief has done i think he deserves to get laid


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3 years ago#34
Spartans don't have a sex-drive. In fact, I bet all male Spartans are castrated and de-penised because it would just get in the way.
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3 years ago#35
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Spartans don't have a sex-drive. In fact, I bet all male Spartans are castrated and de-penised because it would just get in the way.


Im sure the unsc can use engineers to reinstall his sex drive
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3 years ago#36
Wow really? forget the short story, the matchmaking issues, multiplayer shallowness, let's get Master Chief laid? No wonder why gaming is going down the toilet. Damn manchildren.

Umm, excuse me sir but can you please take your 'opinions' to the Yahoo comments section?
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3 years ago#37
AndrewColin posted...
Firespray85 posted...
I hope they make that part playable and not just some cut scene. It should be a "press A quickly" function.


"press A quickly" .... the xbox controller isnt complex enough to control getting a woman off.


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3 years ago#38
He doesn't need to get laid. He has a pocket ***** built into his Mark 6 armor with Cortana controlling the clutch. He's good to go. Keeps him calm in stressful situations... Makes sneaking a little harder.
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3 years ago#39
SpiduxxudipS posted...
He doesn't need to get laid. He has a pocket ***** built into his Mark 6 armor with Cortana controlling the clutch. He's good to go. Keeps him calm in stressful situations... Makes sneaking a little harder.


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3 years ago#40
Mr_arizona posted...
SpiduxxudipS posted...
He doesn't need to get laid. He has a pocket ***** built into his Mark 6 armor with Cortana controlling the clutch. He's good to go. Keeps him calm in stressful situations... Makes sneaking a little harder.


*Hears railgun charging and going off* *No railgun in sight*


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