Master chief needs to get laid

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3 years ago#41
In Halo 5 Arbiter will come out and Chief will just jump all over it.
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3 years ago#42
Hmm maybe "magically" his drive starts to come back over time, and in the down time before stuff pops off in Halo 5 he bangs some chick. Though I thick it would have to be a Spartan in her prime, in most of her armor to survive that onslaught of built up frustration.
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3 years ago#43
WrathofAchilles posted...
Though Maria had a family so I wonder if those injections wear off or there is a counter too...hmm.

Right, then there's Naomi x Vaz, assuming that goes anywhere. Suppressed sex drive isn't the same as nonexistent.
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3 years ago#44
I think Cortana and him did something at the end of the game.
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3 years ago#45
his pent-up frustration from having Cortana watching him all the time give him the power to destroy armies.
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3 years ago#46
Bump
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3 years ago#47
I'm somewhat surprised that no one has mentioned Kinect support yet. And that I actually decided to post in this topic.
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3 years ago#48
Hunter2hunted posted...
I'm somewhat surprised that no one has mentioned Kinect support yet. And that I actually decided to post in this topic.


XD *** i died
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3 years ago#49
Without knowing much lore, if Spartans are truly groomed to be the ultimate warriors I assume their sex drives were pretty much removed.. such a hindrance.
3 years ago#50
^ Depends on the super soldier. Solid Snake immediately comes to mind.
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