Master chief needs to get laid

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3 years ago#51
Cortana was Chief's waifu
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3 years ago#52
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3 years ago#53
I don't know. That pent-up sexual frustration might just be what makes him such a vicious killer. If Master Chief were relaxed or happy, he just wouldn't be Master Chief.
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3 years ago#54
Or the release of his sexual frustration would make him switch sides and become evil.
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3 years ago#55
Mr_arizona posted...
SpiduxxudipS posted...
He doesn't need to get laid. He has a pocket ***** built into his Mark 6 armor with Cortana controlling the clutch. He's good to go. Keeps him calm in stressful situations... Makes sneaking a little harder.

*Hears railgun charging and going off* *No railgun in sight*

For the win. :)
3 years ago#56
Minjo26 posted...
Without knowing much lore, if Spartans are truly groomed to be the ultimate warriors I assume their sex drives were pretty much removed.. such a hindrance.

I dont get it. Typically males with reduced hormone/testosterone levels tend to be less "manly" and more effeminate. Not sure these guys would make great warriors.
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3 years ago#57
If you beat Halo 2 on Co-op Legendary and die 69 times you will get to see Sgt. Johnson before he joined the UNSC and was making pornography with the the white ladies. The scene was actually considered to be "very well done" for its time.
3 years ago#58
Sex iz kewl.
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3 years ago#59
Blue_Chevalier posted...
Sex iz kewl.

I kno right
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3 years ago#60
Can my ego help you GT SHAD0W 4500
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