Cortana and Chief.*spoilers*

#1H3YGUYS34Posted 2/3/2013 9:12:10 AM
I made this topic yesterday but it got deleted for not putting spoilers so i did this time so i am making this topic again.

How is Chief handling cortana's death
Is master chief j***king off to cortana since she touched him
Is he taking a* s***.
Is getting married to that one girl
Is he hanging out with his new Spartan IV buddies on a distant planet.
Does Halsey like the covenant.
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#2MVNeoPosted 2/3/2013 9:16:34 AM
wtf
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#3Msheridan1990Posted 2/3/2013 9:31:43 AM
yes
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#4Flying_LigersPosted 2/3/2013 9:52:39 AM
How is Chief handling cortana's death bad
Is master chief j***king off to cortana since she touched him yes, both hands
Is he taking a* s***. sometimes
Is getting married to that one girl i hope not i h8 her
Is he hanging out with his new Spartan IV buddies on a distant planet. duh
Does Halsey like the covenant. kinda

hope this helps
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#5AoENIACPosted 2/3/2013 11:25:22 AM
You got a nice belly-laugh out of me when I read the topic title and your introductory sentence about it getting deleted because of spoilers and expected a serious topic only to find that your previous topic clearly got deleted for being nonsensical!

But here's a serious answer anyway!


How is Chief handling cortana's death
He's grieving about as much as his stunted childhood will allow him.

Is master chief j***king off to cortana since she touched him
Given the genetically engineered reduced sexual drives of Spartan IIs I'm going to guess that he's not just j****in' it but he's probably having the opposite of "Blue Lagoon" type urges right now. That is to say, he knows what he wants but he doesn't feel anything.

Is he taking a s***.
I don't know, maybe it was like astronauts and he just goes in the suit whenever he wants.

Is getting married to that one girl
No, she has a huge ladyboner for Lasky and abandoned Chief at the alter.

Is he hanging out with his new Spartan IV buddies on a distant planet.
Actually, this would be very likely if there are any Spartan IV's who are not currently on the Infinity because I would assume that the first order of business for Chief after his debriefing would be reintegration into the current Spartan program and division.

Does Halsey like the covenant.
No, she just likes using people to accomplish her own goals.


That ended up significantly less serious than I intended it to.
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#6H3YGUYS34(Topic Creator)Posted 2/3/2013 4:39:28 PM
Thanks you guys for all the answers but I'm pretty sure he is j***king off to cortana somehow. Maybe a hologram of her dancing.
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