Hello again people!

#1baconluverPosted 2/8/2013 8:20:54 PM
I'm back i know i wasn't missed. Now it is time to post random red vs blue quotes! To start it off...

Tucker: Tex doesn't trust me right now.
Caboose: Really? Why not?
Tucker: Eh,because I got to use the sniper rifle and I ended up unloading a round into her ass.
Caboose: Hey chicka bump bump!
Tucker: Caboose! What did I tell you about that?
Caboose: Sorry, sorry...
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If you give Cave Johnson lemons, your house will burn down.
#2bd0g5Posted 2/8/2013 8:22:21 PM
no
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OOOH LAWD JESUS OH JESUS GET DA WATER *****! IT GOING DOWN! DEM MOTHER******* BOOTLEG FIREWORK ****! OH ****! wooo
#3baconluver(Topic Creator)Posted 2/8/2013 8:25:51 PM
Junior: Bow chicka honk honk!
Doc: Wow. I guess you have been teaching him something.
Tucker: Teach? You dont teach that, that's just genetic!
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If you give Cave Johnson lemons, your house will burn down.
#4bLiNdSnIpErZ20Posted 2/8/2013 8:28:04 PM
bd0g5 posted...
no


Lolz at your sig
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Games I'm looking forward to: State of Decay, GTA V, Defiance
Currently playing: Black Ops 2, Dark Souls, GTA IV, Bf3, DS3
#5baconluver(Topic Creator)Posted 2/8/2013 8:51:26 PM
Simmons: Sarge, come in, Sarge. Sarge, do you read? Argh! Lopez! Dammit. Hey, Lopez!
Lopez:: "Yes?"
Simmons: Is the radio busted?
Lopez: "Broken radio. How come no one ever wants to talk to me about anything else?"
Simmons: The radio, no work? Call Sarge-o. Yes or no?
Lopez: "You speak English worse than I do. Yes. Radio. Good. Butt. Up yours."
Simmons: Then, how come, I can't, get, Sarge.
Lopez: "Maybe their radio is busted, Einstein."
Simmons: Can, you, fix, it?
Lopez: "Can I fix their radio from here? Sure. Because I am magic. I am a magic robot."
Simmons: How come, in all these years of working with us, you haven't managed to learn one single word of English?
Lopez: "I don't know. Probably trying to avoid conversations like this."
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If you give Cave Johnson lemons, your house will burn down.
#6VirtuousHermiTPosted 2/8/2013 10:46:11 PM
"On Halo you tried to kill Cortana. You tried to kill me," Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy, SPARTAN John 117.
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One defends when his strength is inadequate, he attacks when it is abundant. Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance.