I'm back i know i wasn't missed. Now it is time to post random red vs blue quotes! To start it off...
Tucker: Tex doesn't trust me right now. Caboose: Really? Why not? Tucker: Eh,because I got to use the sniper rifle and I ended up unloading a round into her ass. Caboose: Hey chicka bump bump! Tucker: Caboose! What did I tell you about that? Caboose: Sorry, sorry... --- --- If you give Cave Johnson lemons, your house will burn down.
Junior: Bow chicka honk honk! Doc: Wow. I guess you have been teaching him something. Tucker: Teach? You dont teach that, that's just genetic! --- --- If you give Cave Johnson lemons, your house will burn down.
Simmons: Sarge, come in, Sarge. Sarge, do you read? Argh! Lopez! Dammit. Hey, Lopez! Lopez:: "Yes?" Simmons: Is the radio busted? Lopez: "Broken radio. How come no one ever wants to talk to me about anything else?" Simmons: The radio, no work? Call Sarge-o. Yes or no? Lopez: "You speak English worse than I do. Yes. Radio. Good. Butt. Up yours." Simmons: Then, how come, I can't, get, Sarge. Lopez: "Maybe their radio is busted, Einstein." Simmons: Can, you, fix, it? Lopez: "Can I fix their radio from here? Sure. Because I am magic. I am a magic robot." Simmons: How come, in all these years of working with us, you haven't managed to learn one single word of English? Lopez: "I don't know. Probably trying to avoid conversations like this." --- --- If you give Cave Johnson lemons, your house will burn down.
"On Halo you tried to kill Cortana. You tried to kill me," Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy, SPARTAN John 117. --- One defends when his strength is inadequate, he attacks when it is abundant. Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance.