I'm back i know i wasn't missed. Now it is time to post random red vs blue quotes! To start it off...
Tucker: Tex doesn't trust me right now. Caboose: Really? Why not? Tucker: Eh,because I got to use the sniper rifle and I ended up unloading a round into her ass. Caboose: Hey chicka bump bump! Tucker: Caboose! What did I tell you about that? Caboose: Sorry, sorry... --- --- If you give Cave Johnson lemons, your house will burn down.
#2bd0g5Posted 2/8/2013 7:22:21 PM
no --- OOOH LAWD JESUS OH JESUS GET DA WATER *****! IT GOING DOWN! DEM MOTHER******* BOOTLEG FIREWORK ****! OH ****! wooo
Junior: Bow chicka honk honk! Doc: Wow. I guess you have been teaching him something. Tucker: Teach? You dont teach that, that's just genetic! --- --- If you give Cave Johnson lemons, your house will burn down.
#4bLiNdSnIpErZ20Posted 2/8/2013 7:28:04 PM
Lolz at your sig --- Games I'm looking forward to: State of Decay, GTA V, Defiance Currently playing: Black Ops 2, Dark Souls, GTA IV, Bf3, DS3
Simmons: Sarge, come in, Sarge. Sarge, do you read? Argh! Lopez! Dammit. Hey, Lopez! Lopez:: "Yes?" Simmons: Is the radio busted? Lopez: "Broken radio. How come no one ever wants to talk to me about anything else?" Simmons: The radio, no work? Call Sarge-o. Yes or no? Lopez: "You speak English worse than I do. Yes. Radio. Good. Butt. Up yours." Simmons: Then, how come, I can't, get, Sarge. Lopez: "Maybe their radio is busted, Einstein." Simmons: Can, you, fix, it? Lopez: "Can I fix their radio from here? Sure. Because I am magic. I am a magic robot." Simmons: How come, in all these years of working with us, you haven't managed to learn one single word of English? Lopez: "I don't know. Probably trying to avoid conversations like this." --- --- If you give Cave Johnson lemons, your house will burn down.
#6VirtuousHermiTPosted 2/8/2013 9:46:11 PM
"On Halo you tried to kill Cortana. You tried to kill me," Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy, SPARTAN John 117. --- One defends when his strength is inadequate, he attacks when it is abundant. Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance.